Sinister: i tried to explain 'wonkey donkey', no-one understood.

[fiona]

hello sinilovelies,

 ooh, i'm having a strange sort of day. i took twenty quid out of a 
cash machine and now i can't find it. not pleased. grrr.

  today i've actually read some posts and noticed what was in them:
  vilkas managed to cram ribena and irn-bru in the same email (there 
are warnings that such a concoction may stain) and i nearly jumped 
for joy. i am the confirmed queen of irn-br, but lately i have been 
worried that i've been enjoying ribena a little too much. 
 and some people have real problems.

 i think that jenny hit the nail on the head when she talked about 
drifting into being pretty normal, but still feeling a bit like an 
outsider because of the way stuff like b+s has affected you. i 
understood, and i sympathised.

 someone said that they don't make kids tv like they used to, well on 
the whole, of course they don't, but has anyone seen 'my parents are 
aliens'? its fantastic, it even has a cute scottish guy who isn't one 
of the popular kids. but stoopid itv have taken it off in favour of 
'the worst witch' just another vehicle for precocious drama school 
brats talking in posh accents. i remember hating the kids at school 
who took drama lessons, perhaps it made them over-confident and thus 
unbearable, or maybe i was just jealous.

 i always go off on one when i'm writing sinister posts and start 
writing detailed psychological examinations of myself, until i 
realise what i'm doing and have to delete huge paragraphs. i mention 
this here, but i was just about to above, but just about managed to 
stop in time.

 sweetie mentioned going to a gig on her own. i haven't done that for 
ages, i'll have to one of these days, cos it really is an experience. 
i think we've had discussion about that before though on the list, so 
i won't labour the point.

  people sometimes take the piss outof me for being a sinister kid 
(principally my boyfriend) but then i laugh and remind him of his 
friend who has transcribed the lyrics to every recorded mansun song 
and put them on a messageboard. 
 just thought i'd share.

      ok, enough of me,
                love and irn-bru (and those new 500ml ready to drink 
bottles of ribena)
                                          fiona.
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