Sinister: You can just pitch your tent elsewhere, Constable!

[Genevieve Wesley]

Next time I fail something in school, I'm going to show how tolerant I am by 
marching up to my teacher, slamming the failed paper on his desk, and, with 
hands on hips, cry out this unfair treatment is due to my rejection of him 
swinging his jolly roger of love (trademark-WarranderJ) in the Photography 
club after school. Admit it sir, you want this hot, hot body and you can't 
have it and it's killing you! (For the finale, splash drink in his face, 
throw in a Nipple-Pinch-Sizzle, turn on heel and exit.)

I know sometimes it seems unfair that such pouting, luscious girls like 
Honey do exist, frolicking in the sunshine with their impossibly perky 
breasts, alas, such is life. If she spurns your love, you can't hold it 
against her, you know, Honey has to wear a chastity belt. The discomfort of 
unrelieved vasocongestion could be calmed by meditating on images of 
Precious Struan, strumming his little Magical Elf Guitar.

Stuart David in character as Peacock Johnson? Ooh! Shivers of delight and 
strawberry cream! Perhaps 'Stuart' or 'the wee man from Looper' will 
actually be held captive by the Peacock, and so the Peacock is doing what he 
has to do to sell the book. Does anyone else imagine his rough and manly 
hands, callused from the bass playing and writing? Trembling, I approach the 
signing table...

Far too many mentions of boy-bits for one day, so I will go, and before the 
Funny Man appears, I will already settle his question with a NO, there will 
not be any new photographs in the Bodyparts section. Or will there?

Love,
Genevieve...or Hank
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