Sinister: I Know A Place I Can Hide

[john john]

Dear Sinister,

Good Morning! & heaps of cuddles

i spent yesterday afternoon being silly, walking around the town, pleading 
with all the shops for a summer job.  I even wore a shirt! but I don’t mind 
it, it’s the tie I don’t like…  every time I went into a shop, I came out 
feeling more and more dejected. I don’t think they appreciate how scary it 
is to go in and buy a mars bar, let along a job.

So i returned home, without even an application form, and had some custard 
creams, and watched tennis, which is really fab, even though i don’t play 
it.  Watching tennis is as fun as my holidays get.

Except, at 1 in the morning, me, Mr Happy, Chrisi Lion, Paddington and Mr 
Cheetah had a picnic on my bed! It was very fab.  I pretended to be Mr Ally 
for a while, but gave up trying to pull off being grate & gorgeous.  But I 
did get lots & lots of ice – cream for us all.  And we had Flinstones ice 
poles, which are gorgeous when held under a hot tap for about 20 seconds & 
mushed with your own hands.  Chrisi got a wee bit of chocolate ice cream on 
his nose, bless.  Chrisi’s a star, by the way.

Hefner played, and we all (not Hefner, silly) sat in a circle on my bed and 
read Sinister posts, through the magic of WAP.  The Sinister site is so 
cute, Honeybunny doesn’t deserve enough Haribo.

Paddington was on his side, and we thought it was unfair to drag the picnic 
on.  And all the ice cream was gone, anyway.  But today, we’re going to 
watch Spider and I’m going to make jelly!!

Cheery byes


xxx
"Haribo's tangfastic!"
  - me!


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