Sinister: Julian out, Archibald in

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

Isn't the summer grate? Everything's all alive and buzzing. Did you see the 
lightning storms last week? They were swell indeed. My cat was a bit scared 
of them though. 

Also thanks to everyone who was really nice about me getting a kicking, 
speshly sam walton.

I've had an interesting week. The blonde and I got lots of prank calls from 
the girls who put me in hospital, and they came after one of my friends, who 
was luckily ok. Yesterday I went out to the swing park with the blonde and 
boy shouted lewd things at us, the blonde painted my nails and I impressed 
her with all the words I'd learnt from Viz which people brought me to read in 
the hospital.

Doesn't Johnjohn write really well? He does.

Everyone seems to hate my goldfish; I don't know why. I gave him the name 
Bubbles but then I kept changing it because I got bored and because he only 
has a ten second memory I'm told, so it wouldn't cause him any upheaval. Only 
then I thought it was a bit unfair to keep messing him around like that, so I 
stuck with Bubbles, because I have no imagination.

 He's more than four years old now, I got him from a fairground in the summer 
before i started high school. I wasn't allowed a fish or a pet of my own, but 
this lady stallholder just shoved him into my hands, in a little plastic bag, 
and walked off. So I think it was fate that he came to be living with me, 
even though my parents went a bit nuts, and made me keep him in the garden 
shed for a year. I think they hoped he'd die but he never. He's really cute 
too. He's huge, with these long fins that float about and look pretty, and 
the biggest fishy eyes ever. And when he's hungry he looks up at you with 
those amazing eyes and sometimes he goes all spaz and starts banging off the 
walls of the tank which is really a plasic guinea pig cage because he outgrew 
all the normal fish tanks. Jaz thinks that he's calling the zombies to come 
and burst through the window, and the lovely Ian Hatcher thinks he's the root 
of all evil or something. But he's my fish.

I had a dream that I went to live in a lift with some twin girls, to escape 
from Jafar from Aladdin, and we lived off Smarties, and they played Jonathon 
David over the intercom.

I like the bit in take your carriage clock where they say "honour forbids me 
but homour be damned" because it reminds me of something that they said in 
Hornblower.

I'm getting two swell things off the Internet which is highly exciting. 
Number one is a tee shirt which is white with purple bits on the sleeve and 
neck and it has a picture of shy violet from rainbow brite which is all 
glittery and it says Shy Violet with a little rainbow. It's grate. And the 
other thing is because my mum decided that I needed new shoes because of how 
6 months ago I had a complex about having big feet so I bought all my shoes 
in the size I thought I was instead of the size I actually was (I did this 
with my clothes too) and when I walk my heels come out my shoes in a bad way. 
So anyway I'm getting PURPLE DOC MARTENS which are really really swell. I've 
already got tartan docs too so I think I might become obsessed with doc 
martens now, just for something to do now that I'm bored and I can't go out 
on my own.

Gosh this has been a long post. Sorry if I bored you.

Hugs,
Jen

Ps. Julian Danskin went to jail. I'm glad.



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