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[James Thorniley]

Good news everyone!

There is now officially a pretty girl working in Superdrug in Guildford. This 
is good because on my saturday job I buy Tuna and Cucumber sandwiches from 
superdrug. Pretty girls behind counters are great because you make an excuse 
for yourself to go into the shop and then you can spy at the girl while 
you're making your selection and then if you're brave enough you go and queue 
for her till and be served by her and she has to smile at you because you're 
the customer.

Simple things.. i suppose.

Speaking of work, I made myself quite embarrassed yesterday. Here's a story:

Gay boy #1 and gay boy #2 are having a little conversation. We have a small 
working area and I had nowhere to move and no work to do so you can't blame 
me for eavesdropping slightly - they are quite aware that i'm in earshot 
anyway. The two gay boys used to go out, but gay boy #1 is now going out 
with, for the sake of preserving identities, Mr X.

gay boy #2: So how's Mr X?
gay boy #1: Oh good <talks about their plans for the evening for a while>.
(pause)
gay boy #1: Mr X really wants it in the hole now...
(there's a certain amount of gayistic slang here that is difficult to 
transcribe.. being unfamiliar with it myself)
gay boy #1: We tried it the other night but it's not working
gay boy #2: No?
gay boy #1: It's just not going to fit. You could probably do it, but not 
me... we tried it the other way round.. but still.. have you seen Mr X's?
gay boy #2: No..
gb1: Well it just won't go
gb2: Could you not.. relax it a little
(by now i'm biting my tongue)
gb1: I tried my best, it's just not going to work without lube.
gb2: Oh yeah, you might as well use lube.
At this point I could hold it in no longer and I burst into fits of giggles. 
Gay boys 1 and 2 looked at me slightly dissaprovingly as if to say "how 
immature".

Well I'm sorry. I tried, but frankly it wasn't my fault - I couldn't help but 
listen in. They were being dirty and lewd and they knew I could hear. I felt 
a bit silly afterwards. Still it was quite funny.

Amy Bancroft wrote:
> and james thorniley had a great subject line from a weezer song, also
> brought back memories (thanks).

And someone mentioned my name in a post, which brought back memories for me 
(thanks).

Well I think I should end this post about now. I often like to finish posts 
with a good song lyric, so here goes
"na na na naa na na naa na na na na na na na naa na na naa
 na na na naa na na naa na na na na na na na naa na na naa"
- Blink 182

No I can do better than that
"I believe the sun should never set upon an argument"
- Savage Garden.
Oh yes, very sensible. Savage Garden are very deep and meaningful.

Seriously:
"Is this real cause I feel fake"
- Robbie Williams
Haha

xx
James Thorniley

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