Sinister: A tale of terrifying turtles

[MyMomSays at xxx.com]

Ok, I have a bone to pick...  Christiaan just came into #sinister and accused 
me of loving turtles.
Well, that is just poppycock.  I do not TRUST turtles AT ALL. 
Christiaan, you should know this...  it's written all over my face 
(especially with the scars and all)...
Let's just say I had a BRUTAL ATTACK from a mean pet turtle... he mutilated 
me! It took me a very long time to even be around a turtle again.  I freaked 
out and started crying and screaming at the zoo exhibit, even! Let's just say 
whenever the turtles start crossing the road and I see them squashed on the 
pavement I do not get sad AT ALL.. not in the LEAST. 
Oh, and I don't trust hamsters either.. I used to have two of them and one of 
them ate the other and then the other one escaped and lived under my couch 
for a month... when I finally captured him again I gave him away to my 
science teacher for dissection (Actually, no.. he just lived happily in a 
squat elementary school building for the rest of his years).  But good 
riddance to that hamster, I knew they were trouble from the start.  Believe 
you me, it was quite a shock to be 10 and walk in on your fun hamsters that 
you just want to put into their exercise ball so they can pee into it and run 
into the wall countless time, and find one of them (your FAVORITE, in fact) 
chewed up, guts splattered all over the walls, the other hamster licking his 
lips maliciously. 

It's so hard to trust again.

So, B&S content..  I went to a party last night, brought a few CDs, and 
someone requested that I play "Get me away from here I'm dying". So I played 
it, and sang along! 

Sincerely,
Mandee L. Wright
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