Sinister: fluffy syrupy eggs...with butter

[Corduroy Boy]

Sorry, sorry, sorry...
Apologies to everyones who are getting hacked off with marmite talk,
its all my fault (it was the footnote of an apalling post) but i guess
peoples opinions will out, and to be honest I feel a whole lot safer
knowing where you all stand on such important issues. If no one has
much more to say on the matter I will finish with this advice...
If in doubt, put butter on it. (However, this does not work with
partners, in which case I am advised that syrup is better.
Oops...Don't know what came over me...) But if you want to keep on
about it, let me fuel the spreadables discussion with this...
Long ago, when I was a wee lad, our family was shaken by the arrival
of a new spreadable, FLUFF! Fluff is a white, (fluffy) MARSHMELLOW
spread. Oh boy, that was the good stuff. It was almost impossible to
spread but no one cared because that meant you had to eat it with a
spoon. What I want to know is... can anyone else remember it, and does
anyone know where to get it as it seems to have disappeared from the
face of the world. I expect it is available in America. They're like
that.

On to other mature and grown up topics, calling people names. Someone
suggested a porn star one, thats a good version but not as good as
this... the name of your first pet, then your mothers maiden name. Can
anyone remember how to do the star wars one because that rawked.
But how about this for an entire language... EGG LANGUAGE.
Right, here we go. Add the word "egg" before every vowel in your name
(or any other word.) If there are two vowels together, replace the e
of the egg with the vowel. I am Teggom Peggetteggingegger. And dearest
sinisterbite Jeanette Eastwood, well, say hello to Jeggegganeggettegge
Eggeggastweggoggod. Ha ha! (Sorry for picking on you, Jeanette.)

I hope you are all enjoying your squeezy ribena berries, you bastees
(said with Adam & Joe type country bumpkin voice.) Go on, it's
alright, laugh all you want that I haven't got one, cos i'm getting
one, a scottish one, cos Jen said. So there.
And whilst on that sort of note, I hear you Jen, art galleries, one
day I'm actually going to get out of bed and go and publicly reveal
the art gallery to be the buggering rubbish it is.

Anyways, time to go and find some work. The people who recruit pot
washers at bars don't seem to understand why i don't have any
references.
Them: So, have you got any references?
Me: No, I'm still at school.
Them: So, you've not got many references?
Me: Not strictly true, no. I haven't got any references, on account of
not having been in employment, because I'm still at school.
Them: oh, right well, can you get some references?
Me: No, because no one will bloody... no one will employ me because I
haven't got any references. You've got to work for the first time at
some point. And i can't get a full time job because I spend all day
out climbing or sitting at home sipping ribena. But i don't want a
full time job. I want an evening job. Pot washing, it's not rocket
science is it? How many references do I need? "Er, yeah, I got the
special award at my last job for making the pots really sparkle, I got
the efficency award as well for making a bottle of fairy liquid last 2
months but I got fired because the landlords little boy wanted the
bottle to make a spaceship..."

Ok, somewhere I merged from reality into fantasy but you get the
picture.
Once again I have achieved a long but thoroughly dull and almost
content free post. How do I manage it.
Crdryby Tom

P.S.CONTENT: I am trying to get a job because amongst other things I
need fishyclap and also there is supposed to be a singles box set
which i haven't seen yet so any info would be GRATE. Hugs to you all,
a pledge of undying love to...you know who you are.

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