Sinister: I want to f_ _ _ ken chu

[eric the half a bee]

nice to see honey pop her wee head out of the hole.
unfortunately it was for a bad reason, which I was
aware of. my bf and I were trying to embarrass each
other by doing searches for each other's name, but
none of my sinister links worked. which was really too
bad, because all my posts have been shining beacons of
wonderfulness in an otherwise dreary landscape of
craptacularness. which is to say, they haven't been. 

I saw a man trip over a piece of plywood that was
helping to hold up scaffolding, and I giggled.  was
that wrong? it was quite humorous; he got this huge
"wha..." cartoon look on his face and his eyes bugged
out. he didn't fall and hurt himself or anything; I'm
not sadistic. speaking of which, why is it that I
never saw scaffolding in london? new york is
approximately 4130 year younger than london and yet
you can't walk two blocks without large metal poles
getting in your way. they shade the sidewalk though. 

I was going to write a rebuttal of tom "corduroy
boy"'s comment that critics serve no useful purpose,
but it's pretty self-evident that they do. I'll direct
you all to the joint colaboration "in defense of
criticism" by joseph heller and that guy from
"30-second previews". it's a wild read. 

I tried to get free tickets to see weezer tonight, but
it didn't happen, because 1) I didn't care to sit on
the sidewalk for three hours to see a band whose most
recent album sucked 2) it was sponsored by trl and 3)
there were 14-year old boys painted green harassing
the k-rock van for tickets, and trying to steal
tickets from nsync fans who "don't like weezer but
it's free, and that guy is cute" (actual quote). 

in honor of sister "P F" disco, a book that is quite
good is "a plague of murder" by colin wilson. an album
that is quite good is martha reeves + the vandellas'
"the ultimate collection". 

nice to see peter carter back. 

-eric

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