Sinister: I've got a pterodactyl in me pants!

[h.brown6 at xxx.uk]

greetings comrades,

I haven't written for a jolly long while and unfortunatly i 
won't be able to for quite afew weeks. No, dont cry; yes, 
you will miss me and life won't be the same but you will 
all get through it. I'm coming to the picnic on saturday so 
feel free to shower me with love and gifts. if you can't 
bring yourself to do that then a crisp tenner in the hand 
would do me fine.

on the subject of marmite, has anyone ever fooled small 
boys by telling them it's chocolate spread then giggling in 
a corner as they eat a big dollop of it, it can be quite 
amusing if you are 8 years old but it only ever worked once.

Hmmmm,i think big brother is numbing my 
brain.......................................................
................................yes it is.
i'm off to pull out that pterodactyl before it damages me.


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