Sinister: I'm so excited to be sending my first post

[Belle The Kissing Dog]

Well how on earth am I supposed to sleep tonight? Firstly I got an e-mail 
today saying I was officially allowed to write to you lovely people in 
person... and secondly I am going to meet some of you tommorow.
I suppose I should tell you how I came to be on this list. It happened some 
time ago now. When I was young and only 6 months old I went to a picnic with 
the girl. Afterwards I wanted to say thankyou and hello to you all 
personally... but the girl told me that I couldn't. So I had to sit pleading 
with her for hours until she gave in and let me use her e-mail. And that 
just won't do... I have to do enough sitting pleading with her already... 
otherwise I don't think that she would ever give me any of her food and it 
is always so much nicer than anything she puts in my plate.
So here I am writing my first official letter and I don't half feel proud.
It is probably a good thing that I didn't have an e-mail account all that 
time ago though. Now  that I'm 7 and half months old I can handle the 
responsibility much better.
The girl tells me that we are off to a picnic tommorow... and we will see 
some of you people...  not only that but we will be at the beach... You can 
see why this would make me so excited can't you? I will be able to swim, dig 
and kiss everybody all on the same day... So I have been preparing myself 
... collecting things I think the girl should bring with us... she doesn't 
seem to appreciate it too much and says that the plant pot can stay out of 
the house thankyou very much and that I shouldn't have ripped up the 
magazine... Sometime she really she can be a little ungrateful...
Love and lots and lots of kisses espcially to those I won't see tommorow,
Belle

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