Sinister: I hate the guts of Shankin' Stevens

[Ian Nicolson]

Hello purple people eaters

Hope all's well.

Kara Jean gasped:

>I liked gordon's last post.

Me too. There should be films made about stuff like that, don't you think? 
The Old Testament is full of mad, mad, crazy stuff like that, that are just 
waiting to be made into cinematic classics, but all yer bloody biblical 
epics were New Testament, which is just so bo-ring. Or at least the bits 
they chose to do are. Except all that coming back from the dead malarky. 
That doesn't happen every day. Or being crucified. I once had a dream about 
being crucified. It was terrifying. Thankfully I managed to escape. Me and 
George Best. I'm not sure why he was in it, maybe cause he looks a bit like 
Jesus. Belle and Sebastian didn't feature in that one. I've just rememebred 
that I had a dream about Hurricane Higgins recently as well. Hedonistic 
sports stars and religion feature too often in my dreams for comfort. I'm 
waiting for when they make a film of the Book of Revelations - that'll be a 
larf. Or Leviticus, with Terry out of Eastenders are the third mouldering 
leper. But yeh, Jonathan and David, that should be a film, and our faves 
could do the soundtrack. Rob Butler thought it had the smuttiest line in the 
Bible in it, but I don't know if that's true. I seem to remember bondage 
being mentioned quite often.

Belle and Sebastian stuff - is anyone else going to Dunfermline? Or did I 
buy that ticket in error? Cause I was just going up Geddes' Entry the other 
day, it's all the rage you know, when I realised I didn't much fancy braving 
that hot-bed of inbreds myself. God only knows what could happen.

My horiscope says that this weekend something 'hot and streamy' will happen. 
I'm fully expecting to be press-ganged and forced to work in a ship's engine 
room.

Ewan Ferguson pondered:
>will hibs be any good next year

Not unless they see sense and re-sign Tortolano, son.

Sorry, this was nonsense. But it's Friday.

Ian N.




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