Sinister: lard,blue nylon and eating peoples ears....

[Desmond Torpey]

hello....
...i suspect i should be revising now but i'm far too
tired at the moment...i feel like i havent slept in a
week...perhaps i havent...perhaps i have and this is
all a dream..that means i could wake up in a minute
and it would still be tuesday...what in heavens name
am i talking about....
alexander bartilson wrote like this:

"Personally i kind of like the idea of Sinister-Land.
It would make a great country. Honey would of course
be president and Linda would be vice-president. It
would be great wouldnt it?"

..can i put myself forward for the post of Minister of
Transport?...that way i get to drive people around in
buses all day and wear a lovely blue nylon suit...i
promise i wouldnt do such a hideous job as John
Prescott...and if anyone egged me then i would simply
smile and drive past their stop for the next
week...wow..thinking about it...bus drivers have so
much power!...just watch yourselves...
...can any residents of Bournemouth recommend decent
places to go after the gig?..i've been trying to find
out but frankly the situation looks desperate as far
as good clubs go...please prove me wrong...but i
suppose making sandcastles at midnight will be just as
fun....i still havent heard any of the new songs
yet...but i fully expect to hear them played all week
on the last haven of good daytime radio that is mark
and lard...i seem to recall them playing at least two
tracks almost everyday when FYHCYWLAP was out...god
bless them...i never knew lard was such a profilic
muscician either...i mean i knew he was in the fall
but i think he he had plenty solo albums out
too..anyone heard them?...
...i dont think i like these new big brother
people...i was so addicted last time around it was
scary...but now these people get on my nerves..they've
just picked the most obvious sterotypes...camp
guy,dizzy blonde,a 'scandalous' one,a 'tasty
geezer',old bloke etc etc...i hope they all end up
going insane and eating each others ears off...or
something...of course that doesnt mean i'm not
watching it every day....i'm so weak willed...
ta ta....

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