Sinister: a beautiful woman insists they play "you're the best thing that ever happened.."

Matthew Henderson lokar20 at xxx.com
Wed Jun 6 22:09:40 BST 2001


15 minutes...begin...NOW

hello everyone!

I feel very good today.  That has been a recent trend in my life, and I 
quite enjoy it.  I leave for London in three days!  I am going to have 
several days free in London (I think), so if anyone has any suggestions on 
how to occupy my time there, I'm all ears.

What really spawned this email was the talk from Ms. Madeline about songs at 
a funeral.  First off, I'd like to say that her parents sound very cool.  My 
father would probably want some Tangerine Dream and maybe R.Kelly's "there 
ain't nothin wrong with a little bump 'n grind".

I think it was three years ago now, a guy in my class died in a car 
accident.  Everyone went to his funeral, even people that didn't know him, 
which I didn't care for, but that's beside the point.  Anyway, they played 
Aerosmith's "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing" at the funeral, and it made me 
worried that they would play a piece of sentimental garbage like that at my 
funeral.  So, I decided to begin making a mix tape of songs I wanted played 
at my funeral.  That list changed again and again, until I eventually 
scrapped everything and decided not to worry about it.  I've decided to 
start it again, and revise it every 6 months or so, just in case I die.  I 
am 18 now, so I'm running that homestretch to the great beyond.  Anyway, 
what do all of you sinister-folk want played at your funerals?

Of course, being from the Southern United States, I could always go for a 
dixeland jazz funeral.  That reminds me, do you have to be a UK citizen to 
be a part of the sinister party?  If so, then I'll stick to the good ol' 
dixiecrats and honor the memory of the late, great George Wallace.  
segregation....YEE HAA!

My 15 minutes is up, goodbye.

-Matt
P.S.:  I do not actually believe in the dixiecrats, segregation, or George 
Wallace.
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