Sinister: Funeral Games

[MIWinship at xxx.com]

The mourners at my funeral will hear Joy Division, "Low", Blue Jam and the 
Eraserhead soundtrack as they weep and weep at my passing. Giant ice effigies 
of me, recreating classic poses, will serve to remind them of their loss. 
'The Seventh Seal' will be projected onto the church wall and strange hooded 
dwarves will serve nibbles at the three day wake....


Frogs using my computer are the least of my worries now that SnakeRat (next 
door's hairless cat - you know the ones) has taken to exploring our house. It 
looks like MewTwo and makes us scream like girls when we find it.

Whilst leafing through a copy of Gentleman's Quarterly at work, chanced upon 
an article charting the history of Vodka & Red Bull (10 years old). Seems it 
began as a Sloaney drink for apres-skiers and Hugh Grant. How'd it get so 
popular with Sinister types, then?


Mike.
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