Sinister: Give My Regards to Broad Street

[Peter Miller]

Nice to hear from the Duke again. Do the Jasmine Minks live in Dunoon or
were they all on holiday there, like the Monkees or Slade?

I'm a bit worried about anyone actually taking my advice regarding the
Saracen's Head. I don't want to be "responsible for several deaths" as
someone put it. I can see the headlines now: RIBENA FANATICS MASSACRED BY
IRN BRU FUNDAMENTALISTS. So perhaps one of the more mature members of the
list could stand outside the Saracen's Head dressed as a lollipop lady and
turn their lollipop to STOP whenever a stray indie kid tries to go inside.
If that's not rock'n'roll enough, you could always dress up as a New York
Dolls lollipop lady, Dave.

I wish I was going too :(

Peter

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