Sinister: make lots of money

[DansonHatcher at xxx.com]

           Hello 
     Firstly   just wondering if some lovely,beautiful,wonderful, kind soul 
out there would consider selling me their tickets for the Royal Albert Hall  
(or should that be R!A!H! ) gig.
      you can total take advantage of me,
                                 as in name your price and I'll probably buy 
it.
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      This week I started late shift at work.
  and let me tell you it's very weird cos you go in at 4pm and work till 12 
,then cycle back home for the next hour.
               Whilst on the bike the trip begins cos It's dark and there's 
NOBODY! ,you don't see ANYONE! for miles! 
                          but in my head it's only 4pm (thats when I an used 
to leaving work). a taxi driver I spoke to was saying to me that this must be 
what it's like in a nuclear war when everyone has gone into there underground 
bunkers.
         So strange! all alone in the world but.
     
              the trouble with biking about down these lonely road's at a 
silly time in the morning is that your imagination goes doolally.
                For instance the other night, there I am quite happily 
rolling down this pitch black little lane the other night when I glance to my 
right and nearly take the bike up to 100mph as this see-through white thing 
is flying along beside me.
       My God I was truly shaken up at this point and it was following me 
still!....
   ..........right up until the point there was a break in the hedge, at 
which point I realised that the thing I had been scared to shaking point by 
was in fact the light beam from my front light shining on the 
hedge............what a twat!                     
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 Hey,yeah also does anyone know what the line "don't look back,like Dilon in 
the movies" refer to?
   
      My new fave early morning/just in from work food has to be 
Carrot's,they're lovely I mean I 've just eaten four whilst writing this.
        
 Has anyone else be to Rockaboom in St Martins sq in Leicester,it's ever so 
good.
      
        Sorry if this is uninforming but I need to do something after a bit 
of a Pepsi max overdose (I'll be up all night now)
     
        If any one can make use of a free Birmingham (2nd of July) ticket 
then get in touch.
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    There's nothing wrong with loving your car.
                    I have very deep feelings for my faded blue, `74 Datsun.
        Chrome lightly twinkling and those highly expressive eyes/headlamps 
looking  up at me, I've been stood in the road for the last five minutes in a 
daze while the car has been *making eyes* at me seductively "let's go out 
James, just you and me" ,it's all a bit to much to resist.
      SEXY STRAIGHT SIX SUPER CAR be mine forever.

   Who else but the one who's in the know would possably want to know what 
the meaning of anything is unless you're plain CONFUSED.                 

    The first person to answer the above question will receive a nugget of 
genuine      1979 Datsun 260Z carpet.
      
         Thanks for taking the time to look at this you lovely people.        
  James.


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