Sinister: I know you will forgive me for my honesty

[Apps Ben (Mr B)]

> 	I've picked a silly busy day for my first ever post, I know, but I
> am brimming with frustration. Please forgive me for any exited rambling
> which follows. My newly purchased copy of Jonathan David rests teasingly
> in the CD Drive of my 'pooter, but I can't listen to it until 1pm when my
> ear will be free of the headset that teathers me to my job. (I have
> somehow managed to miss any radio plays).
> 
> 	RAH is just eleven days away and I have had to resort to giving my
> second ticket to my mate Simmy who's entire B & S knowledge consists of
> the fact that he "quite likes that tune from the titles to "Teachers"
> (TBWTAS) on channel 4". Ah well, just got back from a weeks holiday in
> Crete (too hot, not enough drizzle) and wore my red dotty B&S T shirt one
> night when my mates were 'on the pull' in Malia (Crete's own Ibiza
> apparently) - no-one recognised it. I feel like my old mates aren't who
> they used to be - or I'm not. It's not a nice feeling. Don't want to admit
> it, but am secretly (ish) pinning hopes on U guys to help me 'belong'
> again, there I go wearing desperation on my forehead again. The few
> sinisterines I've met so far were ace (May 24th, Sinister Fitba) , hello
> to you all esp. Mark Vicky, Chris, Martin.
> 
> 	Are there any other sinister civil servants or government workers
> out there? (actually, I know there are I cheated) Lets hear about you and
> what you do. Faceless bureaucrats shuffling papers for a living is fine
> eh?
> 	What with election and everything I don't know my MAFFs from my
> DEFRAs or my DETRs from my (ahem) elbow, and I'm supposed to advise the
> (frequently angry) great british public (bless 'em)!!
> 
> 	Neil Milton said......
> 
> 	"England 5 - 6 Scotland
> 	The Sinister International Football Match
> 
> 	The winning goal scored by the silky footwork (Oh, OK
> 	he toe poked it!) of one Alisdair Cook!"
> 
> 	Hopefully there'll be a second leg at the proposed Picnic the day
> after RAH. The England squad was obviously under strength due to overseas
> club commitments. If away goals count double lets pack the defence with
> big girls and go for the one nil.
> 
> 	Hoorah, it's now gone 1pm and I've got JD on repeat. The first time
> it played my headphones weren't plugged in fully and the were barely
> audible vocals under a swirl of instrumental, and It still sounded *grate*
> (I think that's the correct term around these parts).
> 
> 	Hope that was OK - hover....and....click
> 
> 	Hello and Bye bye
> 
> 	Ben
> 
> 
> 
> 
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