Sinister: Sinister related polar bears as CDs (huh?)

[Steve Genge]

Good morning/afternoon

A short story........................There was once a chap living in
Portsmouth in the UK (well someone has to) who fell in love with Belle &
Sebastian, discovered a wonderful mailing list which in turn grew and
developed an extra limb in the shape of a chatroom (not sure what type of
limb that would be?) This chatroom introduced
the chap to a lot of cool people but one in particular stole his heart and
after a couple of years of phone calls at strange times of the day the chap
left good old Portsmouth, moved to America and got married where he's
currently living happily ever after (pause for ahhhhhs)

Now as is the tradition at the wedding the couple was presented with money
from their kind and generous relatives and after purchasing a plethora of
toasters and oven mittens they thought we know we'll release a CD of bands
we love and thus began a process that lasted almost as long as the couple's
relationship............

Among the bands who kindly gave them songs were several with strong
Sinister/Belle & Sebastian connections including The Lucksmiths and three
song featuring Sinister listees themselves.  These are Callow who gave them
a song that sounds like the precious offspring of a romantic union between
Stuart Murdoch & Joe Pernice, Ireland's finest The Dudley Corporation with a
song actually about the couple's overseas love and Aberdeen featuring the
very lovely Beth Dean now of The Trembling Blue Stars and their better than
the original version of Biff Bang Pows' She Never Understood.

Add to this wonderful songs by the likes of The Aislers Set, Lovejoy,
Jordans, Watoo Watoo & White Town and you can just imagine the joy the
couple felt when all these boxes of CDs were deposited on the doorstep of
their Hoboken abode.  But the couple soon realized that much like when you
find an abandoned baby Polar Bear it's not fair to keep it locked up inside
it should be allowed to run free and find others of it's own Polar Bear kind
and so the couple decided it was only fair to do the same with their CDs.

So they felt they should turn to you dear fellow Sinisterines to help
nurture their CDs and let them meet your no doubt inspired CD collections
where they can have rich and fulfilling lives.

Do you want to help?  I'm sure you do and for the price of two pints
(roughly) of your favorite beverage you can!!!

Just click here: http://www.redrosesforme.com

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience

steve x


     red roses for me
po box 1118, hoboken
      NJ 07030 USA
www.redrosesforme.com


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