Sinister: Sounds of The New North-West: The continuing adventures of The Yogurt Disaster

[Alasdair Cook]

Hello. How are you all? I haven't written for a while. Most of you
probably didn't notice, which means that Joni Mitchell was lying all along. 
However, The Pinefox was heard to mutter;

>Ally96Cook said: >>>


Point taken. Was there a point? Is there still? If there was, rest assured 
it will be gone by the end of this post. Nevertheless...

It snowed. Then it blowed. Now it's frozed. What I'm trying to say is
that it's cold. Spring has yet to, er, spring. But at least my cockles were 
warmed by David Howie's beautiful attention to details. Details are 
important. Did someone once say that? I felt I could almost have been seeing 
the band myself. Perhaps I could have been. I was in the city at the time (I 
usually am) but am ashamed to admit that I didn't even know the gig was 
going on. I was too distracted with dashing into coffee-shops (houses?) 
looking for Nu-Yoikers. Which Nu-Yoikers? ANY Nu-Yoikers. It didn't happen. 
It rarely does.

Someone should write a song about it. Maybe I should write a
song about it. No, that would probably be a bad idea. It would never live up 
to expectations. It would never live up to Expectations.

YOU'VE HAD A HARD DISK FOR ME FROM THE START

Today, in a fit of anal-retentiveness worthy of SteadyMike (in a good
way, of course), I had the notion to list all of my records in a database on 
my shiny pooter. After inputing 7 Go-Betweens records I got bored and 
started writing this (see how I shift my boredom onto you?), since I 
realised that it would probably take about as long as my other recent 
notion, namely to drink a pint in every single pub/bar/cafe in Glasgow. 
Ailsa (you remember? No? Oh well...) says we should do it for her hen night. 
I may well still get round to doing both. As Calumn Shearer once said whilst 
driving down a side-street with parked cars on either side at 60mph; "I like 
a challenge". We were in pursuit of a bus. It's a short story.

SHE DROVE ME DOWN....TAXI TO WOKING....THEY DON'T COME WITH NAMES ON

I thought my luck was in this year, after receiving my first Valentines
card in 22 trips around the sun and then getting in to the last Strange 
Fruit (officially the biggest club upstairs at the Garage has ever had etc) 
without having to queue in the rain. These may be small things to you, but 
remember what I said before about details?

However, I then find out that when I'm in London next week, Robert
Forster is playing a solo gig here in sunny Glasgow. Luckily much of his 
solo stuff isn't great, but just to see the man again...has-been old hat
indeed...
However, I will be going to Strange Fruit (officially blah blah etc)
again to see The Lollies and some unknown band who Stuart Murdoch is 
apparently working with called Camera Obscura. Saturday 10th. Upstairs at 
the Garage. London. You heard about it here last. Oh, and if they ever get 
round to making a video, I'll be the one with my head up Carey Lander's 
arse. I may charge a nominal fee to anyone who wishes to stand in for me.

I saw a van the other day with 'Struan Rental' on the side; but don't get
too excited girls, you can't (as of yet) rent out your favourite pixie-faced 
musical supremo for a spot of the other. It was just a car/van/minibus hire 
service. To be honest, I was as disappointed as you are.

Let's see what else has been happening while I've been away:

IF I WAS A PINEAPPLE YOU'D BE A MANGO

Ms Elise mused:
>i suppose a nice sensitive boy is what i want...

To which Pinefox replied:
>Oh! There must be some kids out there on
>sinister now for you.

But Pinefox, surely YOU are a sensitive boy? Aren't you?

Janitoria:
>No one writes songs or books about people who have hurried sex at
carwashes.

You've obviously never heard of the work of Mr Jamie Holman. Get thee to
a record shop.

Vilkas:
>I know two things about the Go-Betweens other than 'You should
>hear them, you'd love'em' is on Molly Ringwald's notebook in sixteen 
> >candles.
>Her character had it written big across her notebook.

Is this for real? I only have a vague memory of the celluloid in
question. Molly Ringwald and The G-Bs seem at once almost the most unlikely 
and most perfect partnership. Or do they? Maybe I should pay more attention 
to this stuff.

Rachel:
>the go-betweens. if i had to justify my love, it wouldn't be love

You See?

Also:

"How can we explain the things we love?" - Dawson Leary, Dawson's Creek, 
tonight.

Christiaan:
>I like Ree because she has a HOT ASS

Don't say it too loud, or everyone will want one. They already do? Oh.

CATCH HER ON THE FLY

There was an article today in the Glasgow Herald about Greg Hemphill, the
new Glasgow uni rector, with a picture of him and his wife. Strangely, her 
name is Julie and she bears a suspicious resemblance to her New York 
Sinister namesake. Collaborating with the enemy, eh? Didn't that used to be 
a hanging offence? No wonder they won't play DDR with you.

*Cyberglam cries

Heelan Coooo

*Cyberglam giggles

Anyway, Genevieve may take some consolation in the fact that he's sort of
Canadian (Born here, moved there when he was 3, moved back here at 18) and 
that he says "I'm prepared for [the hard work]. I wouldn't have taken it on 
if I didn't intend doing it properly". Still, I do worry about the state 
we're getting to a man who makes his money by repeating the phrase "Gonnae 
no dae that" over and over is held in higher regard than the writer of 
probably the greatest ever Scottish novel. Oh, and some poxy pop star. But 
that's just my view, disregard at your leisure. I am glad I didn't have to 
look at a photo of Karen Dunbar's nostrils today instead, though.

Carsmile Steve mentioned a band I should go and see in Glasgow, but I've
only just read his post. Perhaps if I go along tonight they'll still be 
there.
Did you tell them I'd be coming?

Can you believe I added in these words myself?

I don't play golf.

Goodbye.

Alasdair xx

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