Sinister: beards,ears and rhino's....

[Desmond Torpey]

hello....
...how is everyone today?...my inbox was fit to
bursting this morning so i thought i thrust my oar
into the fire...hmmmmm...what a bizzare choice of
phrase that was...i'm feeling mixed up this
morning...too many greenhouses are spoiling my
broth...

...monty python eh?...i think my favourite monty
python sketch/bit is undoubtedly the biggus dickus
scene in 'life of brian'...i once quite literally
laughed until i was sick when watching that...but the
vomit may have been for other reasons..."wait till
biggus hears of this!"...

john jennings wrote:

"this is a most exciting development...you dont
realise how b&s deprived this part of the country
is...at the last count there were 8 fans all together"

..continuing the monty python theme..you lucky lucky
bastard!...8 is more than i will see in a lifetime...i
thought i heard 'legal man' coming from someones
walkman on the bus the other day but that could have
been a combination of my imagination and inadequate
ears...maybe all these kids in korn tops hide a secret
passion for all things b+s...stop hiding behind big
shorts and comedy beards...I KNOW WHO YOU ARE....

...bizzare soundalikes part 317: the jams 'beat
surrender' and at the drive ins 'one armed
scissor'...or maybe thats just me and my inadequate
ears again....
...i love the picture of honey on her autobiography
cover..what i'd have given to have her as a teacher
when i was small and been patted on the head by those
lovely paws..the answers 18 by the way little rhino
feller....
...whats peoples opinion on terris?..seeing as their
albums coming out in a couple of weeks...thoughts seem
to be divided...paticularly because of the nme
slapping them on the cover and proclaiming all sorts
of ludicrous things about them...i do think they are
pretty dammn good though...if you do ever get the
chance i strongly recommend seeing them live..they
were the most exciting thing i witnessed all weekend
at reading anyway...the lead singer may be have the
mannerisms of a cut price ian curtis and the voice of
a flu-ridden bon jovi...but he puts an amazing amount
of passion into it...why am i harping on about them
you may ask?...i dont know...just dont dismiss them
because of the hype and the weird voice because youll
be missing out...saying all that the album will
probably dissapoint me now..isnt that always the
way?..
...i'm running the risk of offending jenowl and all
the other ribena addicts...but i shudder at even the
smell of the stuff...i once had a nightmarish ribena
experience at school...i started having a coughing fit
with a mouth still full of the stuff and i began to
splutter it out of my nose and spray it all over the
corridor...i ended up with a sticky shirt, a red face
and the taste of vomit/blackcurrant in my throat for
the rest of the day...i've havent touched it
since...never drink ribena with a tickly
cough...you'll only come to grief....
...on that note i'd better stop...this is probably the
longest post i've ever written..i think i need a lie
down and some brandy...mmmmm...brandy...
ta ta.....

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