Sinister: Adventures in Ribena

[Robin Stout]

Desmod bravely spoke of his childhood Ribena trauma...

>i ended up with a sticky shirt, a red face
>and the taste of vomit/blackcurrant in my throat for
>the rest of the day...

When I was at school I used to make up Ribena at home and put it in 
a flask, then forget to drink it altogether and pretend to my mum that 
I had. Once I kept some in my satchel for so long that it fermented, 
and after I finally drank it I was rolling about in the school 
greenhouse, wearing my new plant pot hat. Ribena was very popular 
after that.

I'm very excited about Belle and Sebastian's new songs. I even 
went so far as to grapple with Captain Technology and downloaded 
those mp3s. Live recordings are a funny thing. Just as "Lord 
Anthony" is obscured by the jingling of milk bottles and tea cups, for 
"Big John Shaft" Richard is apparently so happy that he's found 
himself the Biggest Drum in the Whole Bloody World that he bangs 
it like a bandsman through the whole song. Milk bottles I can cope 
with but those drums nearly had the neighbours banging their shoes 
against the wall. It sounds like a sweet sad song though, and I like 
it. Props to Mr Sleeka and big props to Captain Technology.

David sounded glum

> I want to hear Big John Shaft & Take Your Carriage Clock and  
> Shove It. <sigh> Come to that I want to hear Marx & Engels & all   
> those other unreleased songs, too.

Now, under the guise of a public service, but really because I 
suppose I'm slightly obsessed with these things, here's my update 
on the list of unreleased B + S songs.

Apart from Rhoda, Pocketbook Angel, London Has Let Me Down and 
Hurley's Having Dreams, that they say they're not going to release, 
there is also...

Marx and Engels, Once Upon A Weekend, Wake Her Up and 
Landslide, all recorded for FYHCYWLAP and mentioned ages ago in 
a Teletext interview, Loneliness Of The Middle-Distance Runner, 
Paper Boat and Lord Anthony which they played live a few times a 
couple of years back, and now Big John Shaft and Take Your 
Carriage Clock And Shove It. Of course half of these probably won't 
ever be released because they're not very good (Landslide 
anybody?), but a lot of the rest are just lovely. Just knowing these 
songs exist somewhere is enough to keep me in a permanent state 
of excitement all day long. A bit embarrassing when you're in the 
queue at Tesco's.

I met a girl called Sarah Martin on Friday. Like I kept telling her, she 
wasn't the REAL Sarah Martin, because the real Sarah Martin is a 
tiny little thing. She kept telling me to go away. Being little 
apparently has its benefits, though. On the radio this morning Willie 
Carson, a tiny little man,  was saying that economy class seats in 
aeroplanes are like beds to him. The lucky man.

I'd just cut my nose shaving when the doorbell rang. It didn't stop 
ringing however much I ignored it so I opened the door. There were 
two ladies there.

"Hello Sir, would you like a copy of the Watchtower? It's oh... I think 
we'll have to come back when you've stopped bleeding."

I almost lost half my nose. Honest.

Robin x
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