Sinister: wee ruled the pool

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

Hello,

JenOwl said:
>>If you were to combine Eminem lyrics with Cardinal Winning, pour with 
George Bush sauce, sprinkle lightly with a ground copy of the News of 
the World and microwave it in Hell to the tune of Who Let the Dogs Out 
until it simmered gently, then fed it to Anne Robinson and got her to 
vomit it back up<<

You know, call me odd but I'd pay good money to hear Ann Robinson singing 
Who Let the Dogs out with Eminem lyrics in Cardinal Winning and GW Bush 
style... maybe:

"If you're the real weakest link please stand up?  Who let me the dog 
out woof woof woof, you're the strongest link but with 3 votes Al Gore 
you are the weakest link goodbye and I hate you cos you're gay, by the 
way"

Actually it's not really that good is it?  Never mind, but then it is 
obvious anyway that Ribena is not as good as Red Bull, for a start 
Ribena does not give you wings!  Hence why you have to buy fairy wings 
seperately, and if you actually do grow them wings then when Hard Kids 
rip your wings off you can just grow new ones.

But then, after all the stimulation for the body and mind no hard kids 
will even dare to come near you, JenOw! will from now on become JenPow!

My favourite Monty Python moment is the "I like Chinese" sketch, of course, 
cos I'm Chinese and I like being liked... 

Unfortunately I'm a situation a bit similar to Jen when she was in the 
"girls only phase", except I'm more in the "girls if only phase" ho hum.

Chinese Food and Red Bulls
Ken
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