Sinister: One year and 37 minutes on, he still stalks the corners of the village...

[Nik Ovenden]

Hellooo,
It's been 4 months (less 4 hours and 35 minutes) since
my last post (and as you can tell from the subject
header, that long since my graduation from the
nursery).

Yippeee!  Our anniversary.  My subject would've been
better, but Mr Hewitt stole it but one day afore me. 
swine.

thus, 4 months have elapsed.

UK NEWS
peter mandelson:  
they say to resign once is unfortunate.  to be resign
twice is due to carelessness.  he he he...

foot and mouth:
heads, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
that was the best school type song.

the outbreak was unfortunate, but it's all due to food
transportation - you know it takes an average of 100
miles to take animals to the abattoir?  AND, it's
weird that they need to BURN BURN BURN THE HEATHEN
CLOVEN FOOTED BEASTS, since they could contain the
virus and vaccinate it (or give it 2 weeks to
disappear naturally...)

Incidentally, does my pact with Satan allow me to
catch F&M (what with my lovely cloven hooves...)?

ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP
Last year, i left booking till 1.5 days before the
festival.  this time, i swiped a 
lastminute.(alltomorrowsparties.co.uk) 7-berth chalet.
hooray! i know a handful of bands playing! hooray!

General Stuff and Nonsense for The entire Population

SODASTREAM/ALFIE
i noticed recently that they sound almost identical,
but for the accents!  weird...i'm still undecided on
Sodastream though...i need their album i've been
eyeing up for the last 3 months.

MONTY PYTHON
hmm...i couldnt say which bit was the best, it's all
superb... however, radio comedy shows (like the Goons,
Just a Minute, I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue et al) have
always surpassed most TV comedy.
Also, i preferred Fawlty Towers to much of Monty
Python.  except the xenophobia, but it's an inherent
part of being 'British' (i.e. "institutionally
racist")

RIBENA
I have drank this odd concoction only a few times in
my life.  it is too sugary and excessively coloured.

SNOW PATROL
's session on monday was utterly beautiful.  plus they
play in Bristol on the monday before ATP ATP ATP!!!

THE NARROW WIZARD
commented on the ladies who discussed his sex drive. 
he said:
"and thirdly I was bloody petrified of them, they
were fucking scarry."
is this a typo?  or was it like Frankenstein's monster
chic?
The cinnamon thing was always prettier in my
mind...but then, does his sex drive incorporate said
buggering off? (UK note:  don't you love the way Tory
lords still call it "buggering"?!)

I have to say that, thus far, it's been a beautiful 1
year and 59 minutes.  I'd like to extend my thanks to
all those who responded to me, instead of beating me
into a corner.
1 year and a hour.  Cool

See you in the future,
Love Niko
xxx

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