Sinister: smut in A#minor

[Pete Ramsdale]

Okay, okay. So I said my last post would be, well, my last post.

I lied.

This is. Probably.

Lisa spurred me to drag my backside out of semi-retirement before a change
of job to comment on the use or non-use of B&S in the bedroom.

She said:

> belle and sebastian b/w the sheets...? too coy to be sexy. its like isabell 
> "dyking it out" or stuart getting into a good hour of skin slapping 
> bondage...like santa fucking the shit out of mre.clause all fluched and 
> jolly (ho ho) in winderwonderland while the elves with their painted grins 
> whistle while they work and rudolph shines his light so bright... that image 
> right there is about as appealing
> as b&s blaring b/w divine announcments of "oh!...gooooooood!"(stood up with 
> a sailor friend and made it known)"i'm!...i'm gonna...!" and then it gets 
> all furious and the neighbors start to bang on the wall and (upon my sisters 
> wedding day...) its paisley wallpaper and a striped sofa...like orange and 
> purple...baileys and lime juice...just don't mix well...some things aren't 
> meant to be and i'm keeping my belle and sebastian albums out of the 
> bedroom.
> 

Agreed. You're right, you know. 100%. No inaccuracies, no grey areas, no
wrongness.

But, although you're displaying your ration of passion, I feel there is
possibly a scarcity in the oftness of your softness. For which, after all,
Belle and Sebastian can be an absolute Godsend. I'm talking after-the-fact
tenderness, the last act in the trio of vidi, veni, huggi - I saw, I came,
I warmly cuddled. The two of you, curtains drawn, lights off, bodies
spooned together, skin caressing skin. The yellow leds softly illuminate
the room, second replacing second by light replacing light. You both
listen, transfixed, voluntarily motionless - you like where you are, you
*love* what you hear; a programmed selection of Stuart's softer moments.

There's a mate I have that occasionally hosts our usual thursday night of
cd ping-pong. I've chosen various tracks from Tigermilk during evenings
round his. I've now learnt not to bother asking him where the cd is when I
pick up the case and it's empty. Instead, I remember, without thinking, the
first time I did.

"It's in my bedroom".

Try it. For once you may just prove me right.

lol p xx.
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