Sinister: B & (a)S(s)

[lisa morrison]

the before and after...but not the actual. well, then belle and her 
proverbial sebastian are "tunes to spoon by" and hardly "beats to bang 
too"...were talking about pure unadultered sex here, people...
but even at that, i can't see how b&s would be more than a good 
spin-the-bottle soundtrack, something lighthearted and silly for the coed 
slumber parties that highschool first kissers throw...but beyond that 
makingout all hot and heavy to something fluffy like "judy and the dream of 
horses" is rather unappealing to me...(to each his/her own)

and what's all this chit-chat about ribena...? for all you americans (like 
myself) who have no idea what the stuff is beyond sounding like a bad case 
of shingles i did some homework and discovered this site:
http://www.brimstone.com/~ribena/ribena_faq.html
and being cat and curious as i am, now i'd like to taste the stuff and see 
what all the fuss is about so if any uk-ers would like to tickle my fancy 
(and what a fancy it is) and ship me a sample of the stuff i'd be eternally 
greatful...me doubled over coughing a green gag would make some excellent 
new material for b&s, given their obession with writing lisa-based 
ditties..."lisa and the trouble with ribena" talking about how the drink 
didn't go down so fine and now, not only am i tragically blind and turning 
girls and kissing men, but i am tragically unlike the other kids b/c i 
developed an allergy to the most popular drink in england...now i'll never 
be part of the in-crowd...lisa left out again...

-listdomlisa
             lying puffy-faced in a puddle of ribena.

                                     kinky kiki: how's yr chair? were
                                     you been hiding out in yr room all
                                     day? miss you fridays and pudding
                                     wrestling...? kisses. (feel it this
                                     time?)

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