Sinister: spectacles,harmonicas and herds of public transport....

[Desmond Torpey]

hey hey...
...i come bearing momentous news...i had my first B+S
dream last night *waits for gasps of
shock/horror/indifference/*...i was walking in a
tunnel by my old school and herds of buses were
whizzing past...i knew i wanted to get one but it was
the old story of just not moving in any direction no
matter how hard you want to...'simple things' was
playing through the air but suddenly it just ceased..i
got quite upset by this so i just sat down on the
ground and moped...i'm sure there was other things
involved but i'm never very good at remembering
dreams..to recall that was actually quite an
achievement....wasnt that interesting?...no...okay...

chris perriman said:
"theres a similar kind of guy in middlesbrough town
centre who we affectionatley named 'twenty four pence
man'. he will approach and ask for 24p, nothing more,
nothing less.

..does this man do tour the country?...we have one in
jolly old swindon named '25p steve' (i assume the
penny extra means people here are slightly cockier)..i
havent seen him in a few years actually...maybe he got
enough 25p's to buy a train ticket to
middlesbrough...this town has its fair share of
buskers...theres keith the dress wearing,bmw owning,
bearded guitar genius, a three fingered harmonica
player with his wife on keyboards and a man whos STILL
playing 'silent night' on a tin whistle outside devon
savouries...its a real cosmopolitan lifestyle here i
can tell you....

ribena queen (has the nation gone ribena mental?)
mused about declan swan...i'm glad somebody else
shares the same hatred for this litigation happy
little swine...he's there every day grinning at me
during the advert break for 'the wonder years'...did
your glasses cost £10,000? no they didnt...you got
them free on the NHS so stop whining..and tell your
mother to get a new outfit..she looks a
mess...ahem..that made no sense to anyone but me i
suspect....

...i did have more to say but i've entirely
forgotten..i should have waited until i was ready..i'm
sorry.. i thought i was prepared...sob..
ta ta...


 

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