Sinister: A goose in the hand is worth two in the... er...

[Robin Stout]

On a Celebrity Big Brother note,

Vanessa Feltz: What do you mean, you "goosed him"?

Anthea Turner: I think he means he grabbed his gonads.

Definitely the best show on telly. He he!

On a Ribena note. It's almost impossible to buy anything that isn't 
sponsored in some way by evil men with bulging pockets and gold 
plated top hats.  It's just a shame how they own all the things we 
like. But then, if some corporation went ahead and bought all the air 
in the sky, we wouldn't stop breathing out of protest. You can only 
go so far to be principled and I'd draw the line at not drinking fruit 
based drinks.

Anyway, if they test Ribena on dogs the dogs would probably be 
happy enough. Their scientific wag-o-meter would go off the scale. 
Then the dogs would start demanding blackcurrant all the time and 
Ribena would launch blackcurrant and marrowbone flavour to appeal 
to the canine market. It would be madness. Although they'd probably 
test it by sticking the straw up the dog's bum or something like that.

Robin
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