Sinister: Cheese makes you smarter, and more attractive to the opposite sex.

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Hooray for talk of cheese and new friends!

Juicy Lucy wrote:

>I'll be friends with anybody who likes cheese.  What's the king of cheeses?

Yes! One friend down, the rest of the world to go.  As far as king of cheeses, I like to think of them as an autonomous collective, sharing equally all the responsibilities of being delicious. 

Kara (whoa!) wrote:

>is it creepy to put mustard on a cheese sandwich? 

Nah, not creepy, a triumph.  At the age of five or so I grew tired of typical snack foods and tried to create new ones involving my beloved Stop & Shop american cheese.  I put peanutbutter, then jelly, then chocolate sprinkles on the cheese, all of which I would advise against.  I make sandwiches out of peanutbutter and lucky charms, so if anyone's being creepy it's probly me.

>I've never met another Kara before, let alone a Kara Jean. I want to say a special hi to her, and to warn everyone that now there are TWO Kara's on this list, and we are bent on world domination

Special hi right back!  Well world domination it is then.  Do not try to resist, you are powerless against our charm and wit.

Now I know somebody mentioned Dr. Pepper here.  All I have to say is: Dr. Pepper = Nectar of the Gods!  Makes your mouth taste like candy afterwards.  I've always wanted to kiss somebody who had just drank dr. pepper. Hee hee hee ;)

Everyone, get down with your bad selves!
Kara Jean*
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