Sinister: the bible is like a gun, it's glorious but not much fun

[jay]

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From: "blake" <hamibe02 at xxx.edu>
To: <sinister at missprint.org>
Sent: Wednesday, March 14, 2001 11:00 PM
Subject: Sinister: the bible is like a gun, it's glorious but not much fun


> i was in the weight room the other day.  i mentioned this before, but i'll
> reiterate.  i'm no longer pale and skinny.  now i'm pale and somewhat
built.
> it's sort of sad.  the other day i heard some girl say that skinny pale
guys
> are sexy (i had never heard such a thing before).


you never got that memo?  how long have you been reading this list?  (shakes
his head sadly)  man, you don't know how good you had it.  drop the weights,
now, for your own sake.


> booooooo.  uh.  right.  where was i?  oh yea i told a pal of mine that
> occasionally i had smut dreams (you do too!)

no, i don't, and i demand a refund.  in my dreams, which are in full living
color, i am just as reserved and mannered, and i *never know i'm dreaming*.
i know i've kissed a few people, done the odd petting and such, but as miss
jackson (i believe) said, let's wait a while before we go too far.

now, being repressed and starved in your daily waking life is one
thing............


jay

"there's no reason why my being shy should keep us apart"

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