Sinister: Clearlake welcomes careful drivers...cherry coke welcomes lawsuits from Dr Pepper...Table top mountaineerers welcome a new game...

[Nik Ovenden]

CLEARLAKE.
for a dose of ultra-sickly-sweet twee, see "Jumble
Sailing", from their first single.  You think B&S have
the twee market cornered?  Man, in comparison to
Clearlake, B&S appear as tough as Slipknot et al...
Anyone going to be @ Borders book store on April 9th
to see The 'Lake?  mail me...

DRINKS
Dr Pepper IS Cherry Coke.  what's the difference? 
thick, black, taste exactly the same (different
ingredients or no), noxious fizzy fumes...uh oh, can i
feel my fingers getting burned?
On that note, Ribena is hardly the mecca of drinks,
unless you like the 'purply-pink' chic teeth look.
However, like all things, toothkind is a waste of
time.  If you're going to poison yourself
(cigarettes/ribena/alcohol), it's best not to do it by
halves (filters/toothkind/mixers respectively).

On the cigarette note, has anyone noted the paradox
with menthol cigarettes?  i mean, do they REALLY
freshen your breath?!

BEYOND THE SUNRISE
has been covered recently; refer to your archives for
the cream of the crop.  However, i will reproduce
(without permission, so i am liable to legal action)
the wonderful message by Mr Phillip Runion on the
subtext to the song:

> Verse One: Joe hadn't had sex in a while and had
quite a large supply of 
ejaculate. He was oh so lonely.

> Verse Two: He was about to lay down to another night
of sleeping alone and a 
quick session before turning in. And then some chick
showed up.

> Verse Three: "Taste. . my skin and. . . you will
rise." Self explanatory.

> Verse Four: They knock boots until the sun comes up.
The girl knows it's a 
one night stand and doesn't care.

> Verse Five: Joe thought that the whole thing could
have been drunken 
reverie, but then the girl indicates that she is ready
for another go.

> Dirty Dirty Dream Number Three.

Congratulations, and i am sure the cheque's in the
post.

DRINKING GAMES
congratulations to mr Peter Carter for (yet another)
buvez jouez that we can use, but my 2 sense say that
Table Top Mountaineering will forever be the hardest
of tasks made harder by excessive pan-galactic
gargle-blasting sessions.

B&S DREAMS
finally i am on my own...even my crush has had a B&S
dream (well, she said Mr David was there, and possibly
2 real mambers).  Sob sob.


Thankyou for getting me out of bed.  long term apathy
was set in.  

Niko
xxx

PS is it productive to attempt to complete monkey
island I - IV in 4 days?


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