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[Gardiner, Stuart]

Well, it appears that it's almost picnic time again. So how come there was
snow outside this morning then?

Carsmile did suggest that the first picnic should be on April 28th, which I
think is a very silly idea. Because I'll be in Holland that weekend. And
anyway, the weekend after (5th/6th/7th May) is a Bank Holiday...


Someone thought that last time I posted I was having a go at Americans for
trying to take over the world and killing innocent people along the way.
But, well, I'm British, we can't really talk, let's face it. We've provided
a large proportion of history's worst offenders - I mean, most people in
this country still think of Sir Francis Drake as a national hero, when he
was actually the world's worst pirate. Everyone who has ever built a vast
empire has comitted atrocities along the way - Spain in South America,
Britain in Africa and Australia, France in Africa, Japan in the Far East,
the Spice Girls in the music business...


There is a cure for shyness when it comes to talking to girls - just go out
and get rat-arsed first. It worked for me at the weekend at a St Paddy's Day
party. That is to say, I managed to speak to her. I've just got to work on
the next bit of the process now.


And now, ladies and gentlemen, for the first (and probably only) time, I
present you: content!

I was being all egotistical (as you do), and a bit bored, so I did a search
for my own name on the internet. And I have discovered that there is someone
called Stuart Gardiner who plays bass in a band called The Big Figures
(http://www.bigfigures.co.uk/), who've played a few gigs at Glasgow Uni
Student Union, and who used to have as their lead singer a certain Mr Stuart
Murdoch. Now that's freaky...


The boy Miller's back. Praise the lord.

Big Stu
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