Sinister: Of Bird and Hair (Requiem)

[Peter Carter]

First off I'd like to say that I watched human traffic last night too... I
was in a room with some friends and then that advert for Teachers came on
and I exclaimed loadly "Wow, it's The Boy With The Arab Strab" and we met be
looks of bemusement, confusion, and utter contempt... ho hum.

I saw that girl today, the one with the pink hair. She was just leaving out
student union and she kind of said "hello" and "You ok" in a very
none-commital way. I tried to strike up a conversation and she said she had
to go to put some flyers up for the college ellection, for her housemate.
Later I was in my halls of residence and I saw her again, again I tried to
strike up a conversation and she just kind of passed me a flyer and wondered
off. I was a little upset. 4/1 girl/boys ratio on my campus and I can't get
anyone vaguely cool (I get all the really dumb, desperate girls, or the 'I'm
so cool' brigade, nothing in between)... oh well, maybe next time. I think I
sacred this one by being drunk on Friday.

Finally... where is this picnic? Can someone mail me. I REALLY want to go...
but no-one wants me *shyly hides head on chest*, I'm just going to sit here
and type till someone notices me. You will notice me won't you. Please? I'll
hold up a sign. I'll dance around a fire. Hey I'll even strip naked for you.
I'll do all three things at once while gargling with Dr Pepper and Ribena
intermitantly... oh come on, my body isn't that repulsive and we all like Dr
Pepper... *pleading look*.

"We make computers... but we don't know how to operate computers" - 17 year
old Manila factory worker

The Happy Reaper

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