Sinister: for stravinsky: rites of string.

[lisa morrison]

jonathan howell said:
My Mum by contrast came out with the most ridiculous statement "You    
shouldn't listen to that sort of thing in public, people will make 
assumptions about your sexuality", I just laughed at her (she also said the 
same thing about reading Oscar Wilde in public)

        my god man! what will people think of us if god forbid a bit of 
MORRISEY filters out and onto the street from an open car window...?
"nueters", they'll whisper all hushed and eye suspicious, playing peeping 
tom and trying to get a good look b/f the light flicks backs to green and 
sends us off and out of ear shot...
       and what about bands like JOAN OF ARC...? all blip-blip and beeping, 
whining semi-electronic under the safehaven title "emo"...what will people 
think...? androgyny...for sure.
       i'll be sure to keep my headphones at a mouse squeak peeping...
and "picture of dorian grey" safely hidden behind a copy of "archie and 
jughead"...(will they think i'm a dirty old perv if i read bukowski in 
public, brier?) and i'd suggest all you boys and girls to do the same.

but then again...b&s has somehow become synonymous with "charlie brown" in 
this tiny sector of terrible america...b&s (specifically b&s) has become 
known as "charlie brown music"...somebody blurted it one day and it stuck 
(who was it jessica? did rox coin the phrase?): "turn off yr goddamn charlie 
brown music!" and they slip in a more widely accepted "bikini kill" and i 
sit in the back seat and watch the scenery go past, head scratching and 
thinking about Linus tinkling out "seeing other people" on that genius piano 
of his, all safe and thumb-sucking with blankey. its picture perfect.  new 
album: b&s do charlie brown. and you know it would work too, but no one 
wants to admitt it...Linus was so very twee...and Charlie couldn't talk to 
his dream girl, either...the similarities are rather shocking...somewhere, 
somehow stuart and charlie must have crossed lines...i'm blaming it all on 
Linus...never trust the silent ones...

stephen hewitt said:
  C'mon kids, get with the programme, shyness is soooo 90s.  I for one would 
much rather read tales of random snogging than tales of missed
opportunities...

    you asked for it...so, i finally managed to seduce mr.billybartender 
whose ohsosexy in that supergeek kind of way with his love of M*A*S*H and 
his treefrog tattoo which he call by its scientific name: riggormortus 
amphibien, or something dangerously intimidatng...so
finally, after false starts and him losing count of a handful of nickles and 
"bashing melons" and amoung other curious incidences...
i'm standing in near the bar cutting limes. sexy with the knife. and he 
likes the way i cut limes. it turns him on...i giggle up to him, nibble on 
his ear when the other on-duty bartender isn't looking...the straw that 
broke the camel's (or the treefog's) back...so he grabs me by the back belt 
loop while i'm still knife in hand, drags me all flushed into the office and 
i never put the knife down and didn't know what to do with it...and b/f i 
know what's happening i'm back against the fake woodpanelling and billy's 
mouth is against mine...suppose all the shifts of talking about licking beer 
off of each other and how to give proper head, and 
let-me-put-my-hands-conviently-HERE-so-we-can-pass-each-other-behind-the-bar-oops-was-my-hand-really-THERE 
got to him...tales of success. lisa wins and she doesn't even wear contact 
lenses...billy does.

-listdomlisa
             who plays piano like Linus.
                                                 kiki: i threw a coin in
                                                       the fountian to
                                                       keep you from
                                                       poutin'...
                                                  (cut the track)
                                                                 :susi





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