Sinister: Madame Feltz and the case of the ribena-soaked carpets...

[Nik Ovenden]

ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP ATP:
Is a meetup set up yet?  keep an eye on the message
board for a pancake/poker/post-rock party (and
everything else beginning with P).  And Calexico.
they're very good.
There is one dilemma:  This is Spinal Tap is on the
Beeb on Saturday night!  hmm, what to do...do
Lambchop's amps go up to 11?

EDINBURGH:
my offer came through! BBB and i'm in...yippee!!!!
so, scotland.  i'll need to start drinking now, and
hopefully in 18 months time then i'll be ready to face
hardened scottish drinkers.  and scottish
accents...mmm...

Weiner Dog:
When Jason McKinnon mentioned above words, was he
referring in context to the fabulously funny Norm
Show? (Tuesday nights, 9pm, E4)  if not, at least i
got a plug in for it.

Idea(l)s:
well done to Gordon for mentioning this.  if he
mentioned it because he was referring to both ideas
and ideals, then i'm mentioning it for another reason,
that being region.
Somerset.  land of the farmers accent.  Is there a
'twang' in your local dialect that bothers you?  mine
is how some people talk about really good "idea(l)s"
that they have.  grr.

RIBENA:
the most disturbing of my messages.
While i was away last weekend (at an African drumming
and Dance workshop no less, dahling, how bourgeois!),
i was informed that Vanessa Feltz's house was
ransacked.

While this may not bother many of you, may i add that
the ransacking included the application to carpets,
walls etc.  with RIBENA AND MILK!!!!!
and this coming only 2/3 days after the end of our
ribena messaging service.
is there a saboteur among us who wishes to leave
cryptic pre-raphaelite brotherhood style messages to
us? if so, cool!  
if not, well, it's still a bloody big coincidence that
they chose to use those tools...

LONELINESS
we'll see how that's like in a fortnight.  i really
hope that there are women out there who'd like a nice,
sensitive, caring, listening and passionate guy...so
long as looks aren't an issue...

Um...i'll leave you all again.
Paint The Ants,
Love Niko
xxx

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