Sinister: Look out, Mrs Persil !

[Robin Stout]

Alasdair fits lots of people's names into his posts, which is 
something I never manage. He's very funny too. I think he should 
post more often.

> Robin said he'd applied to be a weatherman. Is this anything like 
> the time he was forced into the inventing trade? 
> And did he invent anything?

I don't know if I ever said or not, but at the time I had lots of 
suggestions for inventions from helpful Sinister folk. The best idea 
was Kevan Cooke's device for rescuing plectrums when they fall 
into guitars. In the end, though, I had to confess to Jerry Singer that I 
was a cheap fraud, an inventing tart, and he stopped phoning as 
mysteriously as he had begun. Oh, I don't suppose anyone 
understands this, try searching the archives for "Jerry Singer". His 
voice still haunts my dreams.

As for the weather on Primrose Hill, a sinister front forming from all 
directions will mean it's sunny, of course. Further down the road it 
will rain and a monkey's uncle, blown by his powerful bottom wind 
from his tree in da jungle, will land on the face of Mrs Persil who 
lives at number twenty six. But at Primrose Hill the weather will be 
peachy.

I also predict that someone, whose name begins with R and has
just had a haircut, will bring a cake that tastes better than it looks. 
Honestly it does.

Robin.
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