Sinister: My photographic memory ran out of film today

[Laura Llew]

I've never been to a B&S show before. I'll have to add that to my "To Do" 
list, right 'under George Dickie.

Mm, Two sentences and I'm already talking about illicit affairs with list 
members.
Watch out, kids - Laura Llew has returned!

Yes, I'm back from New York where I even went on a scenic tour of Long
Island. That was at least a good fifteen minutes of my trip. After that, I 
had to resort to other diversions to find out what else the place had to 
offer. They're always saying how big Southerners are on Ice Tea but I must 
confess that Long Island does have one up on us there -- hehe. I did finally 
get to see one of these cute Sinister boys which everyone on here keeps 
talking about and in a cozy bookshop too.

Mystic Matthew Henderson harped,
"Are there any sinisters in Mobile, Alabama? Or anywhere in the South? If 
so, shoot me an e-mail. We could have our own picnic, although something 
tells me it would be populated by mosquitos and ants, but sometimes 
mosquitos can be quite friendly."

Well, I'll be! Shucks, I could practically taste the warm beer and hear the 
melodic hum of the bug zapper as I read that one. I was at the last Southern 
picnic and I can attest to the fact that there were no mosquitoes in 
attendance. Of course, there wasn't really anyone, besides me sitting on a 
blanket eating a peanut butter & (strawberry) jelly sandwich while reading a 
tattered copy of Gravity's Rainbow. Some bikers did show up to talk. I was 
going to take a picture of them but was too afraid they'd hurt me (they were 
wearing lots of leather!). So, I just got a picture looking out at the 
mountains from where I was at Big Witch Gap on the Blue Ridge Parkway by the 
Tennessee & NC border. It was on the list's 3rd birthday and I suppose I 
shall have another
one this summer. My dog, Penny, has already promised me she wouldn't make me 
be the only one there this time. Her only demand is there would be no 
Pynchon involved since she says no one reads him, they just *try* to. I 
quickly debated this point. Though I haven't finished GR (and am planning to 
develop a support group for others who have started to read this novel & 
never finished. I know that Pinefox & Paul Field are in. Anyone else?), I do 
love the Introduction to his collection of early stories, Slow Learner. She 
is of the opinion that this doesn't count because it is the only time he 
sounds lucid and writes as a normal person would. I am of the opinion that 
my dogs shouldn't be talking to me of their theories and would those green 
little gnomes who are dancing the cha-cha on her tail as they argue as to 
whether Ricky Ricardo was Cuban or not please stop singing drunken melodies.

           ******TRANSATLANTIC MIX TAPE CHALLENGE 2001******
                      (you can still enter!)
Well, I have purchased a mix tape holder for the sole purpose of holding 
entries and it is slowly but surely filling up. I knew something was awry 
when I first saw the tape cover of Rachel Walther's entry. I don't know what 
that girl was thinking but that is not a mix tape she sent. This contest 
isn't where it belongs either. Rather, that work of sound drama brilliance 
should be in some kind of modern art museum somewhere. Damn girl!
I also must warn y'all that I once developed a crush on a boy simply for 
buying a Dorothy Parker volume of poetry. Make an ace tape and there's no 
telling what will happen. Unfortunately, I didn't warn Jer before he sent me 
his great tape. Since I put it in the deck, I've had trouble with even the 
though of taking it out. It's such a wonderful mix of tunes which never 
fails to make me incredibly happy. Oh! I would have never thought of putting 
the songs on there in that order, yet they seem meant to be where they are. 
Genius!

I woke up before six this morning so I could watch the sunrise and read 
poetry before work started (While I'm giving you ammunition I might as well 
add that I've also been listening to an extreme amount of Patsy Cline for 
the last two weeks too so feel free to mock me since everyone else around me 
has been). So, hold on, Walty baby, I'm a coming...

Loafe with me on the grass
loose the stop from your throat,
Not words, not music or rhyme I want
not custom or lecture, not even the best,
Only the lull I like, the hum of your valved voice
--Walt Whitman, an American, one of the roughs, a kosmos

I do believe I've fallen in love again. At least this time, the dead poet is 
male.

Laura

'meeting all, except for Mark "here's the leather suit while I light the 
fire & get the snakes" Cassarotto, of your Laura Llew needs since 1977'

PS- Vel, who I've been thinking of lot lately and yet still don't e-mail, 
finally got the package! Yay! Let's see, that was four months after I sent 
it to congratulate her on her graduation ceremony which happened how many 
years after she graduated? I think the theme for that one was "delayed." At 
least, I can now stop using such vile language each time I pass the postal 
office. I must confess I'm a sucker for sending themed packages. Primitive 
Painter, who makes the best packages EVER, is going to get one soon named 
"Genius or Madman". Fitting? Yes! Ahaha.
PPS - I'm sorry to everyone who I haven't had a chance to write back to yet. 
(Of course, I apologize even more to those who have heard from me). It 
hasn't anything to do with that new Voo Doo kit I picked up either. Though 
if you send me a lock of hair, I would appreciate it. Thanks, you're a doll!
PPPS - Welcome back to *THE* Jimmy G! Yes, he hasn't posted yet but I know 
from secret sources that he has rejoined the list. Ya know, he *is* the 
reason I even discovered my Dorothy Parker when he said to me, "Laura, it's 
not as if I expect you to be Dorothy Parker." This is a good thing too. I 
can fake a lot of things but a New York accent and wit isn't one of them.
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