Sinister: where's my post vocalic /r/?

[Alix Ure Campbell]

hullo

i've rejoined on this email address. i haven't unsubscribed on the 
other on though so really the equation is 'list members = x minus 1' 
.Or maybe minus lots, depending how many people felt it 
necessary to subscribe more than once. Anyway, down to 
business. 

I should be writing up my assignment right now. It's about Ally 
Cook and his funny scottish voice. I recorded him saying things 
like 'douse louse mouse cow' and i have to comment on the 
significant features. mainly, it's him giggling. only 1500 minus 549 
words to go.   shit. 

 peter, whom i don't know, said this:
>Ah lovely spam

which cheered me up. 

carol prior said:
>The Careers Service will be giving a talk on "What to do after an 
>Art 
>Degree" on Tuesday 8th May at 12 noon in Lulham.  All art 
>students 
>welcome.

but that wasn't on sinister. 

I hope the picnic was fun. I was a few miles away at the time, 
slicing cooked meat and moving boxes around in sub zero 
temperatures. it seems that i missed meeting lots of new people, 
but i don't really care. but, hey, i did meet honey. 

well, i've been listening to a lot of jon anderson's solo work. they 
tend to be songs that are shorter than 15 minutes. maybe i should 
have played some at tigermilking. 

lucy alder appears to be preoccupied with her breasts. i don't 
blame her. 

i like the missy elliot song. tomorrow i am going to thorpe park. i 
want to be scared on rollercoasters. you know, i've never been on 
one before. the only things that still amuse me are spelling errors 
and anacoluthons. 

of people leaving. my flatmate is going back to israel, and i'm sad. 
they know things, like how to say 'sinai' properly. we are going to 
get a new hoover though, and name it after her. 

back to work. fetch me the pro plus, the coffee, the red bull, the 
speed and the pure adrenalin shots, now!

alix.x
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