Sinister: Michael Owen is a twat.

[Sam Walton]

Hello boys, girls, and those who don't fall into either category (P. 
Carter).

Well I've just spent an hour doing 'anger management' having watched the Cup 
Final, were Liverpool stole victory from the jaws of defeat. If I see that 
Owen, I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind... So yeah, I was mighty pissed 
off, so I've just spent the last hour listening to the Beach Boys' Pet 
Sounds and the Good Morning Vietnam soundtrack and playing mindless computer 
games (MicroMachines2 on the Megadrive). The music makes me smile, and games 
take my mind off things. So that was a fucker, the Cup Final I mean. 
Nevermind - there's always next year. And I'd just like to thank Stephan 
Henchoz for using his hand not once but **twice**. It's not called FOOTball 
for nothing dear.

I'm tres excited about the Albert Hall Gig. However, one little twee 
question. Where are people going? Are people going for the sitting area, or 
are we all going to be sinister together in the standing? I'd quite like to 
know, cos if most people are sitting, then I'll sit too, but if everyone is 
going to stand and heckle, then I'll join in too. I'm such a sheep, but I'd 
like to know if anyone would like to mail me.

Also, how about an evening picnic in Hyde Park on the Friday, about 6ish 
before the gig? Mail me if you're interested.

Right then, I think I've said far too much. 15 minutes is up...

love to all

S.x

P.S. Hello to young Jojo who's currently sucking a dummy in the nursery. I 
said I'd do it, and I just have:

HELLO JO!


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