Sinister: I could be your car's one good headlight

[JENOWL22 at xxx.com]

Hewwo,

Exams are bad. I'm going to take a stand now and say that they are truly 
evil. 

I had my first ever proper exam yesterday and it was odd. The blonde's mobile 
phone went off and it was funny and amusing. And the hard kids threw stuff at 
me and shouted out 'rectum' and made fart noises and the invigilators never 
did anything cause they were asleep i think.

I have not had the hugest amount of sleep. I was off today cause of study 
leave. I got to do maths work, but without the hard kids flicking spitball at 
the back of my neck. And Igor came round and said "Haw, do you wantae cum oot 
fir sim fitba and we can git a chase aff the 'Wegie neds in spit oan theim?". 
And I said, no.

But he prank phone called James the Ginger Perv instead, and i had to stuff 
my hand in my mouth so I wouldn't laugh and give it away. I am forever 
indebted to him for making me giggle like that. Especially when he pretended 
to be Julian Danskin and said "Hewwo young james, would you like some polish 
meat in you?". 

Lay of Sheffield Wednesday. They are good because their nickname is the owls 
and they have a nice little owl on their badge, called tommi. Except I made 
that part up, but no one's ever said he's not called tommi.

All my friends left school now, and I'm still there, with the blonde. But 
I've hopefully only got one year left, before I go to uni, drop out and 
become a binman. I don't much fancy being a binman. I could become a pop 
star, and do interviews where I urge people to vote for the Green Party cause 
they like trees and then sensationally split my band up, because I couldn't 
get Ribena on tap in my dressing room when we play the Albert Hall just like 
B&S are doing the toffs.

I got a really nice good luck card from someone who signed it "Your Fairy 
Godmother". I'd say it was probably my real godmother, but she hates me. 
She's a bit of a grownup hard kid. 

I would laugh if B&S played the SECC, cause spice girls played there and they 
are grate.

Oh, and lay off Shed Seven too. They are good, they sound just like 
Bananarama.

I've become a badge whore. This is my logic, because I will have any badge, 
as long as it pins to my jacket. My latest badges are: two french one, a 
spanish one and an italian one from my languages teacher, a rainbow guides 
one which I found, a Nu Metal one, which says 'Nu Metal' (and then "is pish I 
love pop" in biro, who could have wrote that i wonder?). Oh and a Star Trek 
one.

I love Star Trek, I don't care if its sad.

It really annoys my when people say "if memory serves me". My old english 
teacher says that and it makes me want to commit a violent and sickening 
homicide because it makes him sound like a complete pretentious prat and its 
such a teachery thing to come out with.

Oh, if anyone here says that I'm going to go red and apologise now. 

I'm going a bit mad, amen't I? I think its exams. They're not a positive 
thing at all.

I'm going to go away now.

Maybe I'll study.

Maybe I'll watch some rainbow brite. Or daydream about what Pamela said about 
Chris Geddes and strawberry jam.

Hugs,
Jen





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