Sinister: another dull first post

sdf26 at xxx.edu sdf26 at xxx.edu
Mon May 21 05:17:46 BST 2001


Sinisterians - at least those of you who choose to read this post,

I've just been informed by the powers that be that my Sinister chords have been 
connected.  Naturally I'm thrilled and, I'll confess, a bit overwhelmed.  Okay, 
so I may have a tendency to overstate things on occassion.  In any case I am 
pleased to briefly introduce myself.

Sam is my name and I live in the US of A.  More specifically, I live in the 
capital of the cultural vaccuum that is Western PA: Pittsburgh.  At one point in 
the not too distant past I was studying medicine (though at the time I was 
dodging bullets in New Haven, rather than collapsing industries in Pgh), 
intending to become a neurosurgeon or something ridiculous and self-destructive 
like that.  One morning I heard my first B&S song.  The song spoke to me of 
freedom, springtime, fresh air, and the pursuit of things less tangible but more 
valuable than fame and fortune.  Can you guess which song it was?  Anyway, I 
quit medical school to study philosophy, and am now happily pursuing the most 
intangible ends of all.  Best of all, these suckers pay me to sleep late, think 
a little, and teach reluctant freshmen to think logically.  See, B&S changes 
lives.

Today, a funny conversation took place.  I was there to enjoy it, so I'll share 
it with you.  Do note that "TIJAMRS" was lilting behind us:    

A freckly-faced friend said to a hairy, Turkish peer of ours (who we call 'Cash 
Money' because he's cold and hard) "You know, it just occurred to me: you remind 
me of Melville's Captain Ahab.  Aaarggh!"  The Turkish fellow had been in a 
particularly ornery funk, earning the comparison; even in his best of moods, 
however, he is loathe to be likened to such characters.  He replied to the 
freckled fellow, "Now, that's a coincidence, since I was just thinking: you 
remind me of Dostoevsky's Sgt. Shithead."  Eerily, the two tokens of the name 
'Dostoevsky' overlapped perfectly; I was too busy laughing to point it out to 
the others, who know the song less well than I.  Well, perhaps you had to be -as 
they say- there.  

Any other Sinisterites live in Pittsburgh, PA?  You're lucky if you don't, but 
if you're from here, I'd love to hear from you. 

--Sam   
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