Sinister: Frogs on Stilts

[Ken Chu]

Hello,

I am bored and has nothing better to do with my life so I thought I'd post 
something annoying.

*carla* said:
>>pretty in pink ... we'd always get sooo pissed off that molly winds up with 
stupid rich boy in the end. we all loved duckie, you see.<<

Forget about duckie!  What I always get sooo pissed off about is why she 
doesn't go out with ME!  Grr.  I have a thing about girls white limos, and 
white lino, too, one of the most ground breaking moments in cinematics has got 
to be when we got to see Molly's undies in the breakfast club.

Talk about well dressed girls, I watched some ladies tennis on Eurosports 
today and I supported a cute Yugoslavian player, and she won, so I was quite 
happy.  I might write her a letter and get myself arrested.

I had a dream a few days ago, I was in a documentary for Stuart Pearce, the 
football player... it was about a defining moment when, England were playing 
Brazil, Stuart, being a show off, left the defensive station where he is 
(arguably) the best at and went up front to assist an attack, and almost 
helped score a goal.  However, the keeper saved it, and kicked an accurate 
long pass to the Brazilian strikers who demolished the feeble defence (with 
Pearce still missing being up front) and scored a goal just before the ref 
blew the whistle for half time and Brazil as a result then led by 1-0.

This dream was totally bizarre, and what's more bizarre was that the said 
football match was for some reason held at *Camber Sands*, on the beach.  So I 
guess it has a bit of relevance to sinister.  All I remembered from the dream 
was that it was a really emotional documentary and I almost cried at the film 
in the dream, in which I was the camera man.  For some reason though, I became 
the substitute goal keeper on the second half, but I wasn't substituted in, 
and the original keeper was shite and I had to watch England lose 13-0 at the 
end.

Not your average mediocre dream, cos it's an utterly pish one.

I hope I have annoyed you.

Undies and Red Bulls
Ken
P.S.: When I need a break from Autechre I listen to the sound of crushing 
polystyrene.

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