Sinister: Round two.

[Intellectualvoid at xxx.com]

Greetings Sinister folk.

I'm hiding out in my cavernous, cool home now, with great relief, listening 
to a killer B&S mixed tape.  The Troubador said:

"Why do all the pretty girls come out when it is sunny?"

Ha!  Wouldn't you like to know what they did the rest of the year?  I think 
it's true, although, round these parts, all the pretty girls are quite 
plastic and bleached to faux sun perfection, and they only come out at night 
in their go-go boots.  It's terribly pathetic.  I do not claim to be one of 
them; I hide out inside when it's sunny, lest I be burnt to a crisp.  And as 
for toasters and weddings. . . well.  I abhor toasters.  If I don't like the 
people, I'll get one for them.  And while I really don't know the suddenly 
betrothed listees all that well, I think I'd probably send them something 
else. . . maybe an ashtray, at the very least.  Perhaps a lifesize Molly 
Ringwald blow-up, if such a thing could still exist, and let them have at it. 
 

My freedom is about to be seriously curtailed; I am jobless no more.  Next 
Tuesday, I start work at the University, and school, once again.  I am a 
slave to the scholarly arts.  I will miss loafing around, desperately, but I 
am determined to, finally, finish up this degree. All the lovely useless 
things I've been able to do for the past few months. . . sigh. This is the 
second round of higher education for me, the first having been a four-year 
drinking extravaganza, among other things.  Well, here goes again.  Anyway, 
love to you all.
S.
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