Sinister: get out of the sunshine and into the office!

[Neil Milton]

AARRGGHH God damn it!!! I got to go to work in an
hour!

ah.. the splendour of aol technical support.  Better
help these poor souls in distress lest they not have
internet access for a mere matter of minutes!

I got my B+S tickets in the post today so I thought it
warranted a post to the list...

mobile hasn't stopped beeping all day...
yep I said beeping...
I have one of those arcane models (hahaha arcane
model, I was just reading back over the message and
noticed a delgados reference without even meaning it!)
that looks like it might have been handed to moses
from God on the mount!
Its the size of a brick for crying out loud!!!!

It spent a night under three feet of snow last year! 
Went to look for it the next morning and all you heard
was this ridiculously muffled beeping!
Still works too!

PICNICS!
I know I wrote this yesterday, however are we actually
gonna organise some for the summer?  Why is it I think
about this more when the sun is streaming in my front
room?

FOOTBALL
I read with interest that some of you guys from london
have a footy tourney.  Sounds way cool.  Do we do
anything like that up here in Glasgow?  If not.. we
should!  Anyone fancy it?

So... what a feeling it is for a guy incredibly low in
self-confidence to have a very pretty girlfriend, and
also to find out that a girl at work has a major crush
on him!  Melikes my life just now however methinks I
wont tell girlfriend about said girl!  Girlfriend may
get paranoid!

So the sun is out and it tends to bring two dispirate
types of people out into the centre of glasgow!

We have the 'studenty' types... (I hate that term -
but you know what i mean!)  Damned attractive girls in
their vest tops and flares... its a joy to walk round
town (if this sounds sexist i apologise but i think
everyone knows what I mean!) until... the second group
catches yer eye...

those bastard neds with their t-shirts off and hanging
from the inside of their waistband!  Why is it men
have the annoying habit of assuming the are
immediately attractive to all animals the minute they
strip to the waist!

Methinks Not!

I now have an guru!  How cool is that!?

Stuff to do tonight and tomorrow night if you're doing
nothing else and you happen to be in the glasgow area!
Tonight! - Soundtrax @ 13th note club!
bunch of musicians get together and perform music as a
soundtrack to a piece of film.  Amongst others tonight
pour vos plaisir, will be the flaming mongrels (andy
from Troika, Colin from Squander Pilots, and Paul from
Single point of light), and as far as I've been led to
be aware, ultimo dragon.

Tomorrow night! - Madonna tribute night @13th note
Club!
bunch of musicians who really should know better get
together and play madonna songs in original and
surprising ways for some sort of kitsch enjoyment!
playing are (and again I'm led to believe) Akira, a
troika/house collaboration, and also My Legendary
Girlfriend.

Lots of fun to be had all round!

oh.. lest i forget!
Judy, ACTUALLY IS a dickslap! (judy will now beat me
up!)
Neil.x.

Listening to... anything remotely B+S related
Reading... Julian Cope's Autobiography, Head on. (Uh! 
Look Out!)
current mood: confused but contented.

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"I took a wrong direction, from a shooting star"
        Sparky's Dream - Teenage Fanclub
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