Sinister: I only came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum

[sweetie something]

sinister

ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

the sun is shining, the sky is blue, the birds are singing, people smell
like coconuts, the flowers are in bloom, the air smells like honey, its warm
with a sweet sweet breeze, it tastes like SUMMER
AND IT DRIVES ME WILD!

and i remember the first time i ever heard belle and sebastian
and my other favorite band

theres this cloud that i can see
its above the house thats sort-of opposite our house
and its just all on its own
away from all the other clouds
its sort of round
sort of blob like
round and blob like
but, every time i look round at it
it has changed shape a bit
i think its morphing into a slug shape
yeah it definately is

wow
i just looked at that cloud again
and its disappeared
i guess it must have morphed into a racing slug



a young couple walk into a clothes shop
shes sees some things she likes and goes to try them on
he sighs and tags along over to the changing rooms
he sits down on the hard, uncomfortable wooden chair
she hops into the changing room
as rolls his weary eyes
he hears her moving about in their getting changed
breaths out probably louder than he should have and looking down, shakes his
head
a few minutes and alot of rustling around later
she pokes her head round the curtain
holding it tight into her chin so theres no chance anyone will see anything
except her face
and calls him over
he leaves his bag beside the chair
(a subconscious attempt at stopping anyone else from taking the chair)
he walks right over until he is standing directly in front of her
and looks her in the eyes
she pulls the curtain aside a bit so only he can see in
he leans forward
covering any space that might have let other people see in
she holds her hands out to the side
'what do you think'
'its nice'
'only nice?'
he knows where this is going
'yeah its nice, it looks good on you'
'but, only nice?'
'ok, its really nice, it really suits you'
'you dont think it makes me look fat?'
'no, it doesnt make you look fat'
she wrinkles her nose a bit and looks at her self from behind in the mirror
'does it make my bum look big?
he smiles and looks up a bit
'no it doesnt make your bum look big'
'then why were you laughing?'
'i wasnt laughing! i was only smiling'
'because you think it makes my bum look big?'
'no it doesnt make your bum look big!'
'then why were you laughing?!'
he leans his forehead on his hand and smiling, shakes his head
he looks up at her
'i wasnt laughing'
'you were! look there you done it again!'
'what! i wasnt laughing!'
'yes you were, you think my bum looks big and you were laughing at me'
he sighs and shakes his head
'oh for goodness sake...'
'what? stop it!'
'stop it! stop what!'
'making fun of me and laughing'
'im not making fun of you or laughing at you!'
'oh so im making it up now am i?'
he smiles again
'youre crazy'
'oh, so ur calling me a liar now are you?'
he shakes his head, and fed up, leans against the wall with his arms folded
'look, i wasnt laughing at you, it doesnt make your bum look big, infact-
you look great in it'
'you did so laugh!'
'ok, i laughed...'
'hah! so i was right...'
'no, you were wrong,the reason i laughed is because i think your silly to
worry about you bum looking big, your bum looks great and so does the rest
of you'
'hmm. and your not just saying that?'
he goes into the changing room with her and puts his arms round her
'no, im not.'
and kisses her
'you look brilliant'
'you promise?'
'i promise.'
'ok'
she smiles and blushes a bit
'so, are u going to get that one then?'
'this one? nah, ive got all these still to try on then i want to look next
door! and i have to find shoes!'
he falls to his knees and bursts into tears.

"And I think, to love the ones I've wronged, kissed and buried, I've known
it all along."
sweetie
xox

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