Sinister: My uni-ing days are over

[Ken Chu]

Hello,

I know this is list abuse but...

What do you call a boy with no more exams?  KEN!  That's what you call him!  
Yesterday was the final ever ever ever exam ever, and it went pretty well and 
stuff, although he got the answers to one of the questions wrong.  Grr.

What went even better tho, were the DRINKS!  What do you call alcohol which 
travels downwards into a boy with no more exams' stomach?  VODKA AND RED BULL!
 Oh yes.  Then, when he got home drunk as a skunk, he for some reason 
re-attempted the question again, and got it right this time.  Hmm.

So yes, well what does a boy do when he has no more studying to do?  Hmm, the 
boy hasn't figured it out yet, but in the mean time he is enjoying himself, 
cos basically, a long holiday has just started.  Yay.

Maybe he can finally see that the Red Bull Dozers will have more songs 
recorded.. maybe he can even play guitars for them, which incidentally have 
more strings than a bass, so therefore 1.5 times the fun!  Finding a job would 
also help his course, but of course, by course he actually means cause rather 
than course, cos that's finished of course.  Woo.

What do you call a boy who types random rubbish on mailing lists?  Go on, 
guess, answer at the end of the e-mail, rather than blowing in the winds... 
ding ding ding.

Answers and Red Bulls
Ken

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