Sinister: I met another blind kid at the fancy dress it was the best sex th at I ever had

[Apps Ben (Mr B)]

what a halloween party that was!

How is sinister this brisk, brown day? Well, I hope.

James Danson Hatcher's (or is that Dancin' Hatchback) epic tale of bipedular
endurance got me thunkin. What's the furthest distance travelled in the name
of B&S without the assistance of a motor or engine of any kind?

NOBODY WAS REALLY PLAYING ANYTHING OF INTEREST
I've been holding a vigil by the radio this week desperate to hear the new
single. So far 11 solid hours of airtime have been unfruitful to say the
least. I really need another stereo cos I have found it difficult to listen
to Xfm and radiowon at the same time :-( Then, when I flipped stations I was
paranoid it would be playing on the other station, then I wanted to know the
football score and switched to radio5, then I fell asleep.

A CENTURY OF FAKERS?
Crushes have got to be a good thing. Haven't they? And you can take it as
seriously or as frivolously as you like. If you end up getting spliced and
doing rude things with your crush then great. If you don't, what have you
lost, really? naffink (asides perhaps a little bit of a dreamy feeling you
once had) Yeah I suppose just don't pin your hopes on it. God, hark at me
being Clare Raynor!! (Note to non UK listees, Claire Raynor=ageing agony
aunt)

I too am sad to see the passing of the Divine Comedy, tho I'm sure Neil
Hannon will be back, but I doubt he'll ever match the heights of 'A Drinking
Song'.

A PICNIC FOR THE FOOLS IN THAT LONDON
Cola Cube Cay said, "on 18th November which would be super-ace as it's a
Sunday"
Then that pesky hatchback re-affirmed it with;
"picniconthe18thpicniconthe18thpicniconthe18thpicniconthe18thpicniconthe18th
primrosehillprimrosehillprimrosehillprimrosehillprimrosehillprimrosehillprim
rosehill"
and I said Yay!! (quietly and to myself, but with a sense of great
anticipation) cos that's 2 minutes from my house.

But then, all of a sudden "picnic on the lovely Primrose Hill on the 17th
November. (Note the date change)"
Calamity and disaster!! Having already rallied the sinisterfitba troops for
the 18th (well sort of) and being press ganged into attending a work 'team
building exercise' on a warship on the Thames on the Saturday. Well I am
most unhappy, but what can I do? .........Hmmmm.......I could suggest a full
weekend autumn sinister extravaganza with two days of
picnics/pubs/dancing/drinking/fitba/singing/redbulldozerslive(Ken?). Ah
it'll never happen. 

Goodnight and sleep tight whether you're under 20, over 25, (or in between),
a Will, a Rachel, a Chris, or even a half a bee.
But especially a Rachel ;-)

Ben
xxx


+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
        +---+  Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list  +---+
     To send to the list mail sinister at missprint.org. To unsubscribe
     send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to
     majordomo at missprint.org.  WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister
 +-+       "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper           +-+
 +-+  "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+
 +-+    "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000     +-+
 +-+  "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000  +-+
 +-+  "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001   +-+
 +-+               Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa                 +-+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+