Sinister: Asm Walton - Stud Muffin

[mummy i've grazed my knee]

Indeed indeed.
I am back from the wilderness, although I would like to echo the
sentiments of Mr. Casarotto a few weeks ago and say, "ease up on the
posting for a bit while i catch up". Actually, that gives the impression
that I'm important, which I'm not, and any one who says i am will get a
Sarah Martin style kung fu chop.

ASM WALTON - STUD MUFFIN

As you will have heard from the afore mentioned Mr. Walton, there was a
meeting of the YSM (York Sinister Massive) a few weeks ago where we
basically watched all the B&S videos at Feather Boas house and were
completely anal.
Actually, I was completely anal and the rest of them were nice.
I took minutes, but they degenerated into: 

a) Telling former list member Chris Checkly to leave on three separate
occasions due to crimes against sinister. Too much free speech can be a
bad thing.

b) A list of quotes by me which Big Boy Beans found amusing

What I find amusing is the string of women Mr. Walton has following him
wherever he goes. Like the Pied Piper, only different.

STUART DAVID OWES ME 5p

He delivered my pizza the other night, but didn't have enough change. I
let him off seeing as he can't be earning much these days. What do you
get for two novels about funny things?
The pizza was nice, but if you're reading Mr David, I'd prefer the
topping stuck to the base. It's better that way.

BELLE & SEBASTIAN ARE FAB

I thought this heading would be contentious.
Who's that dog on the cover?
Why aren't they releasing Lord Anthony?
Small boys on bicycles?
In a fit of dedication I bought the LLPJ box set poster and the US tour
poster all the way from sunny Philadelphia. 
The posters were more fun than the cheese.
I also got a Thrum album (Monica Queens band) and I don't think too much
of it.

WHEN IS SAMANTHA MUMBA JOINING B&S?

I don't know.
Barry.

Chris Jones.

"Women follow me everywhere because I'm a big hunk" - Asm Walton
(possibly)
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