Sinister: There can never be too much love...

[Gardiner, Stuart]

List crushes are all well and good, but really we all want some
down-and-dirty Sinister loving. None of this pansying about emailing people
in different countries, just get on with it. Then we can create a whole new
generation of B&S fans, and the world will be a better place. Unfortunately,
Sinister women are, as a rule, far too nice to touch someone like me with a
bargepole. I need the Sinister 18-30 club asap.

Several people have said nice things about me. This made me happy. Because
I'm vain.

I reckon Judy is a tart. She's dreaming of horses, but horses are known for
one thing - having enormous wedding tackle. I think the song is code for her
wanting to shag a well-endowed man. We should introduce her to Ken.
Allegedly.

I made it into a Fruitloop post. Twice. This made me happy. Because I'm
vain.

You'll be pleased to know that my car is now feeling much better, and will
now drive down the road without sounding like it's blowing its nose.

Unfortunately I'm not feeling quite as good, after spending two hours in
casualty in Sheffield Hospital on Saturday. While I was playing korfball,
someone else's leg persuaded me to pick a fight with the Sports Hall floor,
and I lost. I can cope with the stitches in my chin, but I look bloody
stupid walking round with various plasters stuck on my face. But that's OK,
because I'm not vain.

Big Stu

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 +-+  "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+
 +-+    "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000     +-+
 +-+  "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000  +-+
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