Sinister: "A woman's voice on the radio can convince you you're in love. A woman's voice on the telephone can convince you you're alone."

[Robert Brennan]

First person to correctly identify the source of the
subject line will win... um something...  oh I don't
know..  a signed photo of me.  I'll expect the entries
to flood in then.

That was a short lurk then.  I tried to stay away and
do constructive things but once I'd cleaned the flat I
was at a bit of a loss.  Then I saw the list was
falling apart without me:  People were talking about
B&S gigs, disproportionate amounts of attention were
being lavished on some bloke called Chu and to cap it
all, I WASN'T GETTING MENTIONED IN ANY OF RACHEL
FRUITLOOP'S POSTS.  Clearly it was time to act. 
Better make this a good one then...

Ken said:

"This morning I was waking up to us..uss..us..ushoo!
...Bogey everywhere type affair"

Much like myelf over the past few days.  Being Ill's
great when you're a kid and crap when you're a
grown-up.  You have to make your own lemsips, apply
your own Vicks Vapo-Rub and unless you're
can't-get-out-of-bed sick you still go work 'cos it
sounds crap writing 'a touch of the sniffles' on the
sick form.

Neil said:

"There ain't nothing happening in London"

Which was a bit of a sweeping statement.  Or does the
place go dead in the winter?

The Belfast gig sounds fantastic but too far and too
costly for me.  What a top idea to blow the proceeds
on toys for the kids!  Or is it just an excuse to go
on a massive bender in a toy shop and have water gun
fights on skateboards up the aisles?

It was bloody freezing this morning!  Not snowed yet
here in the milder climate of the south coast but I
reckon we could be in for one of those pretty
pink-skied, snow-dusted winters like you got when you
were a kid.  You know - the magical ones that make
everything like Narnia.  But more cold.

Pink skies and Ken Chus

Robster




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