Sinister: Waiting for my yiu-ju rice

[Kenneth P Y Chu]

In my office at work I sometimes sneakily read my private e-mails (sometimes 
I breath too but not as often as I do e-mailing), and because hotmail in its 
blue swish looking glory looks nothing like work, I have to hide the window 
underneath some spreadsheets I'm working on, so for most of the time I'd be 
be reading the top half of the subject lines of sinister e-mails.. this 
morning I saw an e-mail from Astrid called "Sinister: Singing B&S to Foxes"  
and only being able to read the top half of it I thought it said "Singing 
B&S to Fever".. I thought it was a post about how astrid tried to sing B&S 
to the tune of Fever, by Madonna, but it wasn't it was a sweet story about 
singing to a fox in the zoo.

For the next half an hour, however, I couldn't get the thought out of my 
mind to try and sing B&S songs to the tune of "Fever" and I just had to do 
it.  So I sneaked into the loo and started humming the tune of "Fever" 
whilst thinking of B&S lyrics, the only one I could think of that might work 
was "ChickFactor", so I tried to sing it, and it sounded horrible.

archel foreplay said:
>>i was pleased to see that the creators of pop idol ..felt that a good sesh 
>>on the DDR machine was valuable training for the future rich and famous.  
>>so you're already half-way there,ken...<<

Hurrah! and now that I've also done the compulsory "singing badly in the 
toilet" bit they always show on PopIdol does that make me a real pop star?

Speaking of the rich and famous, after the euphoria of writing (and 
personally signing!) a letter to an International Football Star, I recently 
discovered also that Marjorie Orr the Astrologist is also one of our 
customers.  I am star struck.

Why am I sitting here at work?  I want to go bowling.

Love and Red Bulls
Ken
P.S.: Best chat-up line ever "You have beautiful eyes - yeah I can see the 
reflections of me in them"
P.P.S.: Give me a break, I know it's crap but I just made that up 2 seconds 
ago.

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